[Jujutsu Kaisen] Naoya Zenin Keeps Flipping Over Lunchboxes Every Day

Original title: Naoya Zenin Doesn't Want to Get Killed Off Naoya Zenin is a madman who loves deliberately provoking people by hitting their sore spots. After transmigrating, he became twice as infamous in the Jujutsu Society in just twenty-seven years. Even his own family described him as either shit, scum, or shit-scum. Naoya has a whole collection of trashy quotes that drive the curse fans on the System forum crazy and make them wish he would hurry up and get killed off. For example: “Maki, women are just accessories to men. You can’t see curses and you have no cursed energy. The only thing you had going for you was your face, and now that’s ruined too. Nobody’s ever going to care about you again.” Then the woman he looked down on beat him into a pulp. Naoya also has a side that the curse fans on the System forum have certified as that of a rabid fan. “Lord Toji is my faith. I admire his determination to give everything up just to escape the mental prison that is the Zenin Clan. That’s why I wanted to see what the freedom he talked about really looked like.” But when he learned that the freedom Lord Toji was talking about meant becoming a kept man for a rich woman, his faith collapsed. Of course, Naoya also has a self-conscious, sensitive, fragile heart that only a few people ever notice, enough to make his looks-obsessed fans feel so sorry for him that they sweep all before them on the System forum. “Lord Satoru, you’re the strongest. You can’t possibly understand what a weakling like me has had to endure just to survive.” As it turned out, the strongest, Satoru Gojo, got trapped in the Prison Realm because he let his guard down and failed to dodge. Now he could only wait for someone else to break the seal. “...It’s as if this world is full of malice toward me. I already know the Jujutsu Society is a pile of crap, but Satoru Gojo just has to be the jerk who goes out of his way to step in it and make it even more disgusting.” And so Naoya Zenin had an epiphany. He finally understood that instead of leaving everything to that unreliable strongest sorcerer, it would be more efficient to handle things himself from the start. *Cover image from a Japanese avatar maker site. Please contact me for removal if needed. *The protagonist has questionable values, but there will be a redemption arc later. Please read with caution if that bothers you. *No pairing in the main story because he's such trash (doge face). *Suggestions and character votes may be used for alternate-route bonus stories. You can suggest anyone in the supporting cast. *Written for love, updated whenever inspiration strikes. [Recommended Reading] A Si's [Crossover: Jujutsu Kaisen] The Male Lead Is Toji 6113756 Also known as: Megumi Fushiguro Doesn't Want a Dad To Megumi Fushiguro, his mother is so wonderful that no amount of beautiful words in the world could describe her. She is gentle and beautiful, and she loves him with all her heart. Class 1-X of an elementary school is holding a parents' meeting. A spiky-haired boy who ranked first in his grade stands ramrod straight, holding up an excellent essay that his teacher gave full marks. “I really like my mom.” “Mom has very fair skin, like the snow I saw in the courtyard when I was little. Her eyes are especially pretty, but ordinary people don't get to see them.” “Dad says that's because Mom only shows her eyes to him.” “I know. Dad wants Mom all to himself.” “I hate him.” “Dad said his dream was to become a pretty boy kept by a rich woman, and that's how he met Mom.” “Mom is that rich woman.” Everyone watching: “...” Their hands holding snacks trembled slightly. There are three rules in the Fushiguro Family. 1. Whatever Miss Gojo says is right. If it's not right, then it's Mr. Fushiguro's fault. 2. Mr. Fushiguro is a professional go-to guy who can host guests and cook, beat the strongest, and lose at gambling so badly he ends up broke. 3. No one could ever love Miss Gojo more than Mr. Fushiguro does. “The ‘Megumi’ in Megumi Fushiguro means ‘blessing.’” “It is the blessing Gojo Hitomi bestowed upon Toji Fushiguro.” · Pairing: Daddy Toji · In this story, Hitomi is Megumi's mother · Happy ending for everyone · My take on out-of-character portrayals Theme: Alone in the endless abyss, he lit a match to keep himself warm.