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[Story begins July 20, 2025] Brooding, obsessive giant serpent top x pretty, innocent, mischievous bottom Qin Tao is pregnant. But his husband is a monster. 1. Qin Tao is beautiful and pampered, a sweet, rather dim little darling who's been adored by his family since birth. Because of the terms of an inheritance agreement, he needs to marry someone from a family of equal standing who is honest and dependable. Among all the young men showing off like peacocks, only one catches his interest. The man wears a crisp, exquisite suit with peaked lapels and a classic Windsor-collar shirt. Though his manner is refined, his face is pale and his lips tightly pressed together. He looks like a socially anxious man who's all bark and no bite. 2. After their whirlwind wedding, Qin Tao realizes his "honest" husband isn't quite normal. His husband is obsessed with sex, with a terrifyingly high libido. His husband is far too controlling, knowing everyone Qin Tao sees and everything he says each day. Unable to take it anymore, Qin Tao runs away from home. One day, he suddenly faints by the side of the road. When he wakes up, the doctor tells him he's pregnant. Qin Tao clutches his belly in disbelief. B-but his husband seems to be a monster... Luckily, the person who rescues him is Pei Ye, a senior from school whom he hasn't seen in years. Under Pei Ye's care, Qin Tao's belly grows bigger and bigger. Then, one night, he suddenly wakes up to find someone leaning over his belly, trying to listen for the baby moving. The person looks up. He's wearing his senior's clothes, but has Bai Yanyue's pale, cold face. Qin Tao can only pretend to be asleep, tense with fear. There's nowhere to run, and anyone he meets could be Bai Yanyue. From that day on, Qin Tao suddenly becomes unusually affectionate toward his "senior," Pei Ye, often leaning close and whispering sweetly in his ear: "Senior, you're so good to me. So much better than my husband." "Senior, if I bring the baby and marry you, should I put 'widowed' or 'incompatible sex lives' on the form?" The "senior," Pei Ye, accepts Qin Tao's advances with a straight face, but disappears just a few days later. Qin Tao hasn't had long to congratulate himself on his cleverness when his longtime dark-skinned bodyguard silently knocks on his door. Qin Tao: ? Bai Yanyue, what strange game are you playing now? 3. Bai Yanyue is a giant serpent who has lived underground for ages. Many years ago, he met an eighteen-year-old boy. The boy was the only person who could vaguely recognize him after he shed his skin and changed his face. He brought a ripple to Bai Yanyue's long, still, withered life. So Bai Yanyue spun a vast web and lay in wait beside the boy, quietly watching him grow up. The bodyguards, drivers, and seniors who appeared in the boy's life could all be him. Later, he attended Qin Tao's marriage-match banquet. The grown-up Tao Tao was so radiant and beautiful that every man there was eager to pursue him. When Tao Tao blushed and made a clumsy attempt to strike up a conversation, Bai Yanyue thought perhaps he could take on a different identity and play an adult game with him... A clever, gorgeous troublemaker who thinks he's fooling everyone x a crazed monster addicted to wearing other people's faces and watching his husband try to be clever Please note: They only ever fall for each other, and each is the other's one and only. They love each other to bits! 1. This is not a traditional mpreg story! The pregnancy is abnormal! There may be snake eggs and the like, so please don't read if that's not your thing. 2. The top is extremely possessive, a fatherly type and a lunatic. He loves only the bottom and belongs to him alone. The blurb was screenshotted and uploaded years ago. Please don't copy it. Theme: Only kindness brings kindness in return.