You don't mind if your little sister wants to rank up; you mind if your little sister is a man.
You don't mind being treated like a tool; you mind being labeled "Rank-Up Tool #11."
Also known as: 101 Ways to Rank Up as a Mage-Support.
Terrible at the game but hopelessly addicted, losing so badly he explodes. If calling someone "big brother" helps me rank up, I'll keep calling him until he's in the grave.
Here's the summary, written in the style I learned:
Lin Che: [Picks mage] Can this get me ranked up?
Zhang Hanyu: Sure, to Diamond.
Lin Che: [Picks support] Can this get me ranked up?
Zhang Hanyu: Sure, to Starshine.
Lin Che: [Picks mage-support, with ten notes saying "Rank-Up Tool"] What about this, can this get me to Glory King?
Zhang Hanyu: May I ask who you are, sir?
Lin Che: A hardcore rank grinder.
Theme: If you play mage-support, you must be a very gentle person
