What Should I Do If a Ferocious Beast Gets Attached to Me?

Bai Xuan happily arrived in the human world, ready to eat. I'm going to swallow ten two-legged beasts in one bite! Fist pump! But a group of people claiming to be from the Monster Management Bureau stopped him and coaxed him into signing a contract. They also gave him Modern Monster Law, An Introduction to Chinese Characters for Young Children, Hanyu Pinyin, and Learn Standard Mandarin and Travel the World Without Fear...

Ye Heng was the owner of Cloudtop Cuisine, one of the country's top three restaurant chains. One day, a strange young man ate a meal at his restaurant without paying. Ye Heng happened to be there and let him off the bill. From then on, it was as if some strange thing had latched onto him.

A snow-white little fox suddenly appeared in Ye Heng's courtyard.

The little fox brought him gifts every day: chestnuts, pretty leaves, glass beads he'd picked up, rabbits stolen from a farm? Roast chicken stolen from the restaurant? The neighbor's pet piglet? The neighbor's two-year-old toddler... The gifts got stranger and stranger.

This couldn't go on, so Ye Heng called the Animal Protection Association. That night, the staff arrived with all their equipment and waited in his courtyard for most of the night, but didn't catch so much as a glimpse of the fox's tail.

Bai Xuan was furious. That night, a white fox leaped onto Ye Heng's bed. The next second, a beautiful young man was sitting there, dressed in red, with white hair and fox ears.

Scene:

Assistant: President Ye, the front desk called. Someone is here to see you.

Ye Heng glanced over. "Do I need to teach you how to handle this?"

Assistant: "He said you're his dad."

Ye Heng dashed downstairs.

Bai Xuan threw himself into Ye Heng's arms and shouted, "Dad! Dad! Don't abandon me. I'll be good."

The women at the front desk and the special assistant who'd followed him: ... Their jaws hit the floor.

President Ye's son is already this old?

Clearly not.

Everyone silently agreed: President Ye sure knows how to have fun.

Ye Heng peeled the clingy fellow off him. "Where did you learn that?"

Bai Xuan pointed at the tablet.

Confiscated.

Second scene:

Little Bai Xuan: "You have so many people living in your house. What's the big deal about having one more?"

Ye Heng: "Uncle Li is the housekeeper. Auntie Li cooks. Auntie Lin cleans... What can you do?"

Little Bai Xuan: "I-I can fight."

Ye Heng: "Xiao Chen and Xiao Guo are bodyguards. I don't need anyone else to fight."

Little Bai Xuan: "Then what are you missing?"

Ye Heng's five-year-old niece peeked out and said mysteriously, "Uncle is missing a wife!"

Little Bai Xuan, at full volume: "Then I'll be your wife!"

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Bring Your Own Kid to the Parenting Variety Show, Big Shot!

Xiao Xiao transmigrates into a minor villain and background character with the same name in the male-oriented power-up revenge novel The Return of the City God. He's an obscure member of an eighteen-member boy band.

After his cousin and the cousin's family die in a car accident, the original Xiao Xiao adopts his cousin's three-year-old orphan to pocket the compensation money.

Once the kid becomes popular on a parenting variety show, he exploits the child for money, taking advertising deals, modeling children's clothes, doing mukbangs and making short videos... The child is forced to work even when sick or feverish, and gets beaten if he refuses or doesn't perform well.

As a child, the protagonist Chu Yuexi was kidnapped along with his older sister and left to fend for himself, enduring countless hardships. After making his comeback, he takes revenge on anyone who wronged him. Some are sent to prison, others end up in psychiatric hospitals, and some even end up with weeds three meters high over their graves.

The child abused by the original Xiao Xiao is the son of Chu Yuexi's missing older sister. After Chu Yuexi finds the child, the original Xiao Xiao meets a gruesome end.

When Xiao Xiao transmigrates into the book, the compensation money is already gone, and the contract for the parenting show has already been signed. He can't afford the penalty for breaking it, so he has no choice but to scoop up the kid and head to the show. But how is he supposed to take care of a child?

"We're just going on a trip, okay? Once we get there, we'll have fun. We don't need to compete with anyone."

Seven o'clock on the first morning of the parenting show's livestream.

On the other teams, the dads are coaxing their kids out of bed.

On Xiao Xiao's team, the kid is coaxing his dad out of bed: "Uncle, be good and get up. Let's win first place!"

At nap time, the kid gets up and dresses himself, while the dad pretends to be dead: "Help! My dad's dead..."

The next day, they win a competition and don't have to get up early. The kid gets hungry.

Xiao Xiao mumbles sleepily, "Let's sleep a little longer. If you fall asleep, you won't be hungry."

"Or you could drink some water. Then you won't be hungry."

But two minutes later, he still struggles out of bed to make the kid a bottle of milk.

On the other teams: "You're five and you still can't do addition and subtraction within ten? Haven't I taught you so many times?"

On Xiao Xiao's team, the kid says: "Boohoo, Daddy, I haven't learned this. Teach me."

So Xiao Xiao teaches him casually, and the kid learns it all.

The teacher plays the piano, and after seeing it once, the kid can do it.

They compete to recite classical poems, and after hearing them once, the kid remembers them.

He's practically a max-level human toddler. No wonder the original Xiao Xiao made a fortune exploiting him.

Later, Xiao Xiao discovers that the book has a sequel, and the kid is the second book's outrageously overpowered main character.

While Xiao Xiao runs around in chaos taking care of the kid, he accidentally becomes a sensation on the parenting show.

Every day, he waits nervously for the protagonist to come pick up the child.

But he waits and waits... Hang on, why hasn't the protagonist come yet?

Could the protagonist have been killed by the villain before the story even started?

Only later does he discover that the protagonist is right beside him.

He thinks back on his brief life after transmigrating into a book.

The protagonist talks, and he interrupts. The protagonist reaches for a dish, and he spins the lazy Susan. The protagonist offers him a drink, and he refuses... What kind of graceful exit does a big shot like? Help!!!

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