After Running Away with the Baby, I Ate So Much Free Food I Was Stuffed

The laid-back heroine Tang Xiaoyan transmigrates, but accidentally lands in the wrong book. She becomes a supporting character in a CEO romance, and apparently one with a tragic ending.

Tang Xiaoyan: Um, I'm just the laid-back heroine of a farming story. I usually just grow flowers and do a bit of carving, and then I can finish the whole plot. Now I've suddenly landed in this high-difficulty CEO romance, and I can't handle it, I really can't. I'd better make a run for it.

So Tang Xiaoyan bolts. She just doesn't notice that she's pregnant when she runs off. But before long, she's back to her old, laid-back, happy-to-do-nothing life.

Until one day, she suddenly realizes that the second male lead, President Gu of the Gu Group, has the exact same face as her twin boys!

Tang Xiaoyan: ?!!

"Treasures of China" is a live-streamed reality show. The latest episode is themed around jade carving, and the crew is visiting two villages where jade carving originated.

Gu Xiu, president of the Gu Group, which made its fortune in jade carving, will also appear on "Treasures of China" as a guest. His reasons are simple: he wants to use the show to drive traffic to his company and promote it. If possible, he also hopes to recruit some outstanding craftspeople at a high salary and bring fresh talent into the company.

But before he can recruit any outstanding craftspeople, Gu Xiu spots two adorable children in Ancient Jade Village who look exactly like him, as if they'd been copied straight from his face. The three of them stare at each other for a long moment.

Before Gu Xiu can recover from the shock of suddenly becoming a father, the two children in front of him simultaneously start rummaging through their bags.

One pulls out a phone, the other a pen and paper. Then the two kids take turns speaking:

"Go on, mister. How much will it take for you to leave my mom? Is one million enough?"

"Don't worry, the phone is recording. We won't deny what we said, and we're not worried you'll deny it either."

President Gu, who has always paid people off but has never been paid off himself: "..."

*** Recommending my other story, "The Doomsday Foodie" ***

In the year 4XX1, an apocalyptic upheaval is sweeping the globe.

Every living thing on Earth is rapidly evolving. Plants grow wildly, animals and insects become gigantic, and humanity suddenly falls from the top of the food chain to the bottom.

To survive, people everywhere establish temporary shelter bases. Jiangcheng, one of the first cities to undergo the changes, is no exception.

But not long after Jiangcheng's new S3 base is built, it is hit by the first wave of mutated creatures. While everyone is fighting desperately to hold them back, one figure stands out from the crowd.

The figure nimbly weaves between the mutant monsters, occasionally sticking out a leg with mischievous precision. With a smack, one mutant monster trips; with another thud, so does the next.

But that's not the point. The point is... after tripping the monsters, the person walks over with a blush, sheepishly hands out a business card, and introduces themself:

"Hello, I'm Su Yu. This is my little shop, which will be opening soon. If you have time, would you come by and take a look?~"

The business card reads:

[Su's Cuisine, grand opening special, great prices, come by and give us a try~]

Everyone: ???

P.S. The heroine's golden finger should be pretty powerful.

Theme: Gold will always shine