[Naruto] Life Winner Simulator

(Crossed out) Do you want to truly live? (Crossed out)

Adjust your looks, intelligence, fitness, and family background as you please, and get a cheat-level life like a novel's protagonist. What are you waiting for? If you're tempted, take action and sign up now!

You: This is clearly false advertising! What do you mean, Life Winner Simulator? It should be called Life Restart Simulator! I can't put up with this lousy life for even one more second!

This story borrows some of the setup from the game Life Restart Simulator. Don't worry, more than ninety percent of the plot is completely made up by me.

Theme: After restarting your life countless times, all you want is to live out one peaceful lifetime.