[Naruto] No Matter How Many People's Story It Is, I Don't Deserve a Name

I think there may be something a little wrong with me. I already have plenty of unfinished stories, but I still can't help wanting to start another one.

Since I already have an unfinished story about a young Kakashi with no romance, it makes perfect sense to start one about his eternal rival, Might Guy, too, right? (Not really.)

Yep, you read that right. It's that Might Guy, the one from "First came Guy, then the heavens; the Eight Gates make you a god." I suddenly realized that this man is ridiculously reassuring!

Second-person POV warning! This is a silly little short story, with practically no plot, because the heroine is useless at everything except fighting.

You: "Tell me, who's more important, me or your eternal rival?"

You: "So love can disappear, right?"

You: "Oh, love obviously can't disappear, because energy is conserved. So your love for me has just transferred to your eternal rival, Kakashi, right?"

Kakashi: "I really don't need to be involved in your story. Also, please stop picking on me in the blurb."

The forever-youthful Might Guy x You, who can do everything except fight

Theme: Who needs love when you've got youth? (?)