[Western Crossover] I Heard We All Had an Ex Who Died Tragically

Currently writing: The Witch Is Good, the People Are Bad [Western Fantasy]

Blurb:

Oleander thinks she may be the unluckiest skeleton in history:

Her body is a skeleton, her profession is witch, and wherever she goes, people die and trouble follows.

By a swamp, she meets a mad witch who grows flowers using men as fertilizer;

In Dawnlight City, she witnesses women secretly buying deadly poisons;

On a snowy mountaintop, she glimpses tortured ghosts wandering in a monster's lair...

A memoryless bard plays a mournful song under the moonlight. He says, "Witch, I know you."

A sharp-tongued head complains about her every day, yet is the first to scream when she's in danger.

The mysterious priest of the Sun God looks at her as if she's the answer he has awaited for a thousand years.

A monastery clerk, as exquisite as porcelain, weeps before her and says, "You've finally returned."

As the truth of the world slowly unfolds before her, Oleander grips her dagger, the bones beneath her cloak looking grim and ghastly.

In short, the road ahead is long, and this witch will fearlessly roam the continent!

# Turns out the evil god is my birth mother. What a mess. #

# Reborn as a Skeleton Soldier #

# Doo doo da doo doo da #

Content warnings:

1. The heroine has a love interest, but they appear rather late and don't have much presence. You could practically call this a no-romance story.

2. The heroine's morals are extremely flexible. She's sometimes good, sometimes bad, and chaotic neutral.

3. The heroine is usually without a body, just a skeleton wearing a cloak (scratches head).

Blurb for this story:

Important content warning in bold: This is essentially the author's collection of wild ideas, and the relationships are not strictly exclusive! Please don't read if that bothers you.

One day, after the Justice League and the Avengers have saved Earth for the 10,086th time, they throw a celebration party. The heroes get drunk and open up to one another, only to discover that they have all had an ex who once made them furious enough to have a stroke, broke their hearts, and had already died horribly.

The horribly deceased ex in question: Achoo! Who's badmouthing me?

1. Scrawny Steve x gentle heiress x Brooklyn's little prince Bucky

2. Somewhat White Tank Iron Dad x rebellious Sugar Baby from a fallen family x Little Chick

3. Batman, only recently on the job x Gotham's new villain, the Harbinger Bird

4. The two Asgardian brothers x gender-swapped Balder

5. Superman, just after awakening his powers x a terrifying Kryptonian fugitive

6. Magneto living under an alias x a gentle, ordinary widow

7. Bucky, far from home x a mutant with a Tomie-like constitution

P.S. For various reasons, the timeline is a huge mess. Just enjoy the fun.

Theme: Fight crime and root out evil.