The Cannon-Fodder Scum Gong Stole the Villain [Quick Transmigration]

[This novel is complete. I’ll start a new one at the end of the month~ Thank you to every darling who supported the official release. I love you all so much!

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Blurb:

Some villains go through hardships and end up falling in love with the protagonist,

or give the protagonist their whole heart,

but in the end, the protagonist rejects them with a few words.

Cen Gong is a scum top. His mission is to play cannon fodder and save all these major villains.

Cen Gong, before: A cannon fodder can save villains?

Cen Gong, afterward: The villains are so sweet! I have to save them!

World One: B-list online-dating celebrity x hooked domineering CEO (Complete, ready to binge √)

The protagonist bottom has a System and sails smoothly all the way to becoming a rising star in the entertainment industry. He saves many people. Cen Gong is just a B-list celebrity who resents the protagonist bottom for getting in his way, and ends up being thoroughly dealt with by the protagonist top.

Cen Gong: I don't want to work hard. I'll get rich by relying on the CEO's love.

Who knew the CEO would really take the bait?

World Two: Crybaby, flirtatious beauty in the apocalypse x celibate leader of the investigation squad (Complete, ready to binge √)

Reborn in the apocalypse, the protagonist bottom has a space artifact and thrives in the new world, attracting the major villain, the leader of an investigation squad who will one day become the Zombie King.

The squad leader has an amazing body, and Cen Gong really likes him. But Cen Gong and the leader are enemies, and the leader can't stand the sight of him.

So Cen Gong takes advantage of his good looks and clings to the leader, crying: "Captain, could you please not hate me?"

The captain actually stops hating him and gets shy.

World Three: Desireless, unhinged male insect x scheming, affection-starved military female insect colonel (Complete, ready to binge √)

The male insect protagonist top, reincarnated into the insect race, treats every abused female insect with kindness and earns the respect of all female insects.

Unfortunately, Cen Gong is his complete opposite. He's an unloved prince, and a total lunatic with something wrong in his head. He treats female insects harshly and marries many female consorts. He'll eventually be wiped out in the reforms.

Unfortunately for him, he marries the major villain. The female insect villain has a criminal record and dislikes male insects, but she likes Cen Gong in particular and believes every word he says.

World Four: Pretty, violent, foolish mermaid x rich young master with his head in the clouds (Complete, ready to binge √)

The love-struck villain, who was being strung along by the protagonist top, finally sees the light. He realizes how wonderful the mermaid he casually brought home is. The mermaid can be violent sometimes, but never toward him.

Cen Gong is the mermaid. He can't stand seeing the villain turn into a walking ATM for no reason, so he puts a lot of effort into getting the villain's attention.

When the villain picks a mermaid to take home, Cen Gong smashes the glass to get his attention. When the villain runs out of money, Cen Gong cries little pearls for him. When the villain says he likes him, Cen Gong simply goes home with him.

World Five: Crippled, scheming little fox in a xianxia world x aloof master who raised him (Complete, ready to binge √)

The transmigrated white lotus protagonist bottom is adored by everyone and has access to all the cultivation resources in the world of cultivation, but he has a beloved master. The master treats him so well he'd give his life for him, but everything changes after he raises a fox he was supposed to have killed.

Cen Gong is that wretched fox. He gives his master his fluffy tail to pet every day: "Master, hurry and cuddle me!"

The master still has a blank expression, but he reaches out to Cen Gong.

World Six: A beloved who returns from the dead in ancient times (Complete, ready to binge √)

One-on-one, both leads are each other's only partner, and the bottom is the same person in every world.

1. Updates around 11:30 p.m. every night. If anything comes up, I'll post a leave notice in the comments.

2. Shanshan may have dated lots of people, but he's pure. He hasn't even kissed anyone's hand (desperately trying to survive).

3. During the face-slapping scenes, Shanshan will be protected from harm.

4. Whether Shanshan recognizes Huohuo will be revealed at the end of World Three.

5. In the first three worlds, the top acts because of the OOC issue. When necessary, I'll include some imitation of the original character's thoughts, but after winning over the villain, the acting setting will be removed.

Coming soon!

[My Sanity Score Plummets When I See You]

There are always many monsters in the world. They exist in parallel worlds and can be called fantasy creatures, nonhuman beings, or whatever. In short, they make your sanity score plummet and can easily go out of control. To stabilize them, the Will of the World hastily teleported a few Chosen Ones to do the job. Unexpectedly, the Chosen Ones completed their tasks perfectly.

The Will of the World got curious and checked the recordings, only to find the Chosen Ones were:

Helping the poor (x) Getting helped (?)

Stabilizing (x) Being stabilized (?)

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Parasitic creatures in the real world

Sharp-tongued, scheming, prideful girl top x perverted, possessive, self-conquering bottom (golden retriever)

He was parachuted in as an executive and found it a bit of a headache. It wasn't because he lacked ability, but because the monsters that made his sanity score plummet were annoying. In particular, one of them could speak and harass him, saying he had to let it touch him before it would give him a tentacle as a sample. The researcher didn't know where to touch.

The monster pointed a tentacle toward the teeth inside it. The researcher: "Six."

The monster: "You said six today. Tomorrow, are you going to bring me two threes to mess up our relationship?"

The researcher drew six tubes of blood at once. "I meant you have six teeth."

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Ancient man with a scorpion tail for his lower half

Aloof, fake-strong top x voyeuristic, affection-starved, depressed bottom (secretly in love)

*He suddenly became emperor and was terrified. Fortunately, his acting skills were good, and he conscientiously did his job, until he saw the scorpion spirit worshipped by the state and his sanity score plummeted. Especially since the scorpion spirit followed him around like a shadow and was even better at spying on him.

After tossing and turning all night, the emperor found him: "Then should I let you look as much as you want?"

The scorpion spirit blushed bright red and couldn't speak. "Isn't that a bit inappropriate?"

The emperor simply had the eunuchs hold the scorpion spirit's eyes open all day.

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Blue-ringed octopus in an apocalyptic wasteland

Listless, expressionless office-worker top x foul-tempered, arrogant two-faced bottom who turns obedient the moment he sees the top (rugged man)

*The keeper is still a keeper even after arriving in the wasteland. He still has to work hard, and his work involves serving a monster that makes his sanity score plummet until everything goes black. The monster especially likes to wave its tentacles at him and try to cuddle, which is a huge headache and only reinforces the fact that he's an office drone. The monster tugs at the keeper's clothes. "Hey, do you hate me that much?"

The keeper nods listlessly. Yes, he hates work.

He gets even more listless, then sees the monster fighting another monster like a gamecock. They're fighting over who gets to keep the keeper.

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Zombies on a dating show

Carefree, money-loving scum top x love-struck simp bottom who's been dead for years

The gold-digger has been on dating shows to make money, but this is his first time dating a nonhuman. None of that matters, though, because he falls for the zombie covered in gold jewelry at first sight. He doesn't even mind that his sanity score plummets. But why does the zombie look at him like they've been deeply in love for years? Seeing how well-behaved he is, the gold-digger doesn't mind trying out some corpse romance. He asks the zombie outright if he can buy him a supercar so he can show off.

The zombie shakes his head. "Sorry, I only have gold."

The gold-digger struggles to suppress his glee. "It's fine. I only love you."

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Robot killer x powerless killer who lives off others

Snake demon x shameless, world-weary, cold-blooded master

Dragon seeking a top and raising a child x player with a devoted husband vibe

Man with an unusual head x ...

More will be added as I keep updating.

Blurb updated 2024-03-08.

Reading guide:

* One-on-one, both leads are each other's only partners, both are pure, and they dote on each other. Some pairings are both strong, while some have a weak top and strong bottom.

* The bottom's monster form is ugly, but his human form is incredibly handsome. The author's tastes are a mystery; I wrote this to satisfy myself.

* No System, but there are a few bits of text resembling a game interface.

* Readers who dislike extreme themes involving SK or K should avoid this.

* Writing is hard work. If you like it, please leave a little star to show your support~

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