Nonsense! How Could I Lie to You?

[1]

Jian Zhi is a comfort-read, infinite-world, harem magnet who has two hundred devoted male admirers in his own book.

One day, he wakes up and has transmigrated into a book.

He has transmigrated into the villainous campus belle of an aristocratic boys' school, coveted by everyone in an unmentionable story on Huashi.

He's vain and money-grubbing, abuses his beauty to get what he wants, and has a terrible reputation.

Everyone curses him, everyone looks down on him, and yet everyone... secretly hopes to become his next target.

Jian Zhi: Hilarious.

*

Lu Jueming is a comfort-read, insectoid-world harem magnet who has two hundred burly female insect admirers in his own book.

One day, he wakes up and has transmigrated into a book.

He has transmigrated into the dark-skinned, lovesick passerby who gets the best grades in an unmentionable story on Huashi, and who goes red-eyed and wraps his arms around the protagonist bottom, swearing he'd give his life for him at the drop of a hat.

He takes out his phone and sees this written across his lock-screen wallpaper: The protagonist bottom is heaven, the protagonist bottom is earth, and I must always remember everything he says...

Lu Jueming: Hilarious.

[2]

And so Jian Zhi and Lu Jueming meet in this unmentionable world.

Jian Zhi: Hah, disgusting old queen. Needs a good lesson.

Lu Jueming: Hah, arrogant fujoshi. Needs to be put in her place.

Jian Zhi decides to get close to him, toy with him, sleep with him, then dump him without mercy, leaving him heartbroken and miserable. He'll show him what it means to be irresistible!

What a coincidence. Lu Jueming has the same idea.

[3]

So the two of them, each with their own agenda, pretend to be a couple at school.

But when the truly indescribable things appear, the mechanical heart descends from the sky, the Judge's golden scythe flashes with the light of death, the world collapses with a thunderous roar, and the horizon burns a fierce crimson

Jian Zhi stands on the academy rooftop, the howling wind whipping at his clothes.

He reaches his right hand toward the sky, and the gods lower their eyes from the clouds.

A blue-and-white mech appears from the void and envelops him. Its twelve wings of light spread wide, its cockpit window suddenly lights up, and it flies into the sky!

*

Lu Jueming stands high above them all, closing his eyes.

When he opens them again, they are a fathomless abyss, devouring every glimmer of starlight.

The giant sword in his hand gleams coldly. The sole tyrant standing atop a mountain of corpses and a sea of blood unleashes a killing formation that reaches the heavens!

And when they meet on the battlefield

Lu Jueming: "? Aren't you supposed to be the silly, pretty, universally adored bottom?"

Jian Zhi: "? Aren't you supposed to be the ordinary, lovesick passerby top?"

Great, the universally adored top and bottom are still scamming each other today.

[4]

"We study the paths of the stars and pass down epics of a thousand-year civilization."

"And we shall cleave the heavens and earth, and turn the future around!"

Reader's Guide:

1. Poor, delicate bottom x goofy, show-off top. One-on-one, lighthearted.

2. Pure love, both chaste (yes, really), because their original world on Jinjiang had nothing unmentionable in it.

3. No real-life inspirations or allusions. Just a parody, so please don't read into it. Just have a laugh.

4. Don't come into this expecting any particular genre. The plot can fly off in any direction at any time. That's just the author's style =.=

5. Both tops and bottoms get equal-opportunity harassment. Not suitable for readers with extreme top/bottom preferences.

Theme: We look up at the stars and see the brilliant light of civilization spread across the sky. It is humanity's most magnificent torch, one that will never go out. Even the radiant gods, if they were to witness our civilization, would surely fall silent in solemn awe.