[Western Crossover] The Superhero Daddy Paradox

CP: A volatile, emotionally shattered, triple-door Daddy Spider-Man 2099 (Miguel O'Hara) gong x a golden-haired pretty boy OC shou who’s a smooth-talking little liar Also known as: “Does Your Daddy Clark Know We’re Having This Much Fun?” “Does Your Daddy Bruce Know We’re Having This Much Fun?” “SHOOT, You Lied to Me Again! So I’m One of Your Plays Too?!” [Serious Blurb]: There’s a second Spider-Man in Brooklyn. It’s true. After the newcomer beat Peter Parker to a pulp and publicly declared himself the Spider-Man of Manhattan, the furious 2099 came to Universe 19999, determined to clean up the mess with his own hands. But he didn’t expect to find a new model of golden-haired Spider-kid from some unknown universe. “I was wrong, I was wrong! Don’t hit my hands, okay? I haven’t done my homework yet! Please!” The boy ran for his life with his arms over his head. 2099 paused, just about to let him off, when the boy promptly grinned and bound his hands with webbing. The blue-eyed, golden-haired little liar smiled, eyes crinkling, and leaned close to his ear. “Just kidding. I finished my homework ages ago.” “Then let the game begin.” The little liar snapped his fingers, then fell backward from the roof of the Empire State Building. “Come catch me!” The heart that had been dead for years in 2099’s chest suddenly burst into burning life again. ** The multiverse is in a panic over the appearance of this golden-haired little liar. He’s full of ridiculous lies, yet no one can find proof to expose him. Even the Justice League chairman and the Gotham Knight step forward to vouch for him, their gazes heavy with guilt. He drifts between various superhero organizations, delighting in toying with villains and turning the world into his own farce. He hangs the Joker from a lamppost, tosses some old iceman’s shield like a Frisbee, and steals Wonder Woman’s divine weapon to play a game of matching pairs... He does all sorts of evil, yet people still see him as a hero. But whenever he runs into that ferocious, savage Spider-Man 2099, he can’t help blushing in secret. The little liar’s lashes flutter as he cuddles against 2099’s shoulder and murmurs, “...Once we win this battle, can we go have some fun, Daddy?” 2099: ... There’s no way he can be a Daddy at all!! ** The Daddy Paradox 1: A person can only have one Daddy. The Daddy Paradox 2: A person can have N Daddies at the same time. [Reader's Guide] 1. An anything-goes, wildly imaginative story. The protagonist is a five-dimensional native who can break the fourth wall and control the author’s writing. 2. Just writing for fun, updates whenever. 3. 1v1, happy ending, CP with 2099. 4. A crossover of the MCU, DC Comics, and some single-player games (probably). Theme: I love your brilliant stars and radiant soul.