An encyclopedia from the Baixiaosheng Academy comes to the human world for practical training and becomes Xu Qinglei, the entertainment industry's notorious "uneducated celebrity," whom the entire internet loves to hate.
The original Xu Qinglei couldn't do arithmetic, couldn't tell Li Bai from Du Fu, and even made mistakes writing common characters...
Even her agent warned her: Next time you're on a show, let's just quietly be a pretty face, okay, dear?
Xu Qinglei: No.
On a lifestyle show about budget travel:
The guests earn their living expenses by answering questions. Xu Qinglei smiles, works her magic, and instantly bags 85,000 yuan.
The director breaks down: We were reckless to leave the quiz earnings uncapped. We admit we were wrong. Please let us off the hook.
On the show, she takes the guests through the Five Animal Frolics every day. After a full day of work, she even holds little meridian-massage classes for them.
After she works them over with a series of vigorous presses, their backs no longer ache, their legs no longer hurt, and they're ready to get back to work. The guests are moved to tears: Even Hua Tuo himself couldn't have done better!
Ever since Xu Qinglei became a science popularization blogger on Weibo, she receives all kinds of strange @ mentions every day.
Xu Qinglei: [Repost] This creature is called a human, not the lion the blogger described. This limited-edition skin often appears during the New Year period and comes with a festive buff.
[System notice: Number of people educated: 100 million. Score +100 million.]
Xu Qinglei: System, are you sure you don't need to be sent in for repairs?
[System notice: Score has vastly exceeded the recorded range. Whatever, I'm tired.]
Half a year after announcing her retirement from acting, fans see Xu Qinglei again in the major documentary "Restoring Relics in the Capital."
Fans: To the haters saying our Qinglei can't get any roles, come out and take a walk. How many times have we said it? You need to think bigger.
Haters: ...Sorry to bother you, big shot. Are you looking for an apprentice?
Xu Qinglei: I only want to share knowledge and rack up points.
The Practical Training in the Human World Handbook: Explain a piece of common knowledge to a human: +1 point. Explain a piece of scientific knowledge: +5 points. 100,000 points is barely a passing score; 300,000 is considered excellent.
Naturally, an outstanding student like Xu Qinglei, whose score tracking System has simply crashed, has to stay in the human world and create even more value~
[Gentle Reminder]
The heroine's golden finger is that she knows everything written in books.
The story focuses on the heroine's career. The male lead is a science fiction writer and doesn't have many scenes.
[Pre-Release Novel: I Went Viral After Binding to a Fortune and Misfortune System]
After transmigrating into a book, Lu Zhaozhao becomes the villain's assistant in an entertainment-industry novel and unexpectedly binds to a Fortune and Misfortune System.
In the book, she's a pitiful wage slave who earns 4,000 yuan a month and has to be on call 24 hours a day.
The instant she binds to the System, Lu Zhaozhao waves her hand grandly: First, give me a lottery ticket worth five million!
The Fortune and Misfortune System warns her: Sure, if you trade your life for it.
Lu Zhaozhao: Never mind.
The Fortune and Misfortune System: Every stroke of good luck comes with a corresponding price in bad luck.
The villain is a C-list celebrity with a bad temper who loves throwing her weight around and regularly hits and berates Lu Zhaozhao.
Lu Zhaozhao: Go on, hit me! Didn't you eat today? Hit me harder!
Two days later, videos of the villain beating and berating staff are exposed across the internet. Meanwhile, Lu Zhaozhao is chosen by the director of the variety show "Desert Island Survival" and begins a four-day, three-night survival challenge on a deserted island.
On a lifestyle observation show:
She casually scratches off a receipt after going out to eat and unexpectedly wins the one-million-yuan grand prize.
The Fortune and Misfortune System warns her: For the next three days, you'd better keep one eye open even when you sleep.
When choosing a task, she easily picks the easiest one.
Before the System can say a word, Lu Zhaozhao raises her hand: Whoever drew the hardest task, I want to trade with you! I'm begging you!
The production team: ???
The viewers: ???
As her luck score rises, the price of bad luck keeps falling.
Get into Tsinghua University, become an award-winning actress, sweep all kinds of prizes...
Lu Zhaozhao: I'm so lucky, I'm afraid I'll choke even on a glass of water...
[Pre-Release Novel: "I Know You're an Accident"]
She runs, he chases, and she can't escape.
P.S. The entire novel has already been written and is being held until release.
I have been looking forward to this variety show for a long time!
(Lighting up a cigarette) (Going crazy) (Crawling healthily) (Shaking and trying to fall out of the episode)
Ahhhhh~ What about the extras? There are no extras?
Is there a plot in "Wu Wen"? Why is there a gun in the jewelry box at the wedding? I'm so curious
Ahhhhhhh, why are you stuck here?
? And then it's gone again????
? Sudden update?
I thought you were cooing ((o(> Pan<)o)) !! Crying
5555 Is not enough●●Don't let the little goblin take away all your soul
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