As a real, living, breathing snake,
Yes, you heard that right: a snake,
I'm dating a stupid kid.
But the real problem is his friends and family.
They all want to kill me.
Maybe I should talk to my master
and ask him to get me a new boyfriend.
The white snake and the green snake next door,
and that little snake sister in purple from Nanjiang,
are all dating humans.
They even have kids!
Why is it so hard for me?
Theme: Zhang Jin is so handsome, and Tong Xin is so handsome too.
