None of Your Concubines Love You

Through a twist of fate, Qiao Qiao Qiao ended up in the imperial harem in someone else's place. Clenching her fists, she knew how dangerous it was and that she had to make a plan.

To survive the scheming and infighting, she needed to find a good teammate so they could look out for each other.

Consort Zhong: Farming. Don't @ me.

Concubine Chang: Sorry, I only talk about art.

Lady-in-Waiting Si: I studied the stars, consulted the classics, and read the signs. My conclusion is that I should stay away from the emperor, or I'll end up unhappy.

Consort Tang: I need to sleep ten shichen a day or I'll die. Anyway, let's stop here. I need to sleep.

Consort Yang: What are you looking at? Never seen a wicked woman before?

No choice. She'd have to go straight to the emperor!

The Emperor: ? What are you doing, child? Hurry up and go study.

Later, Qiao Qiao Qiao somehow ended up going to class. She spent her days hanging around the classroom, eating and sleeping to her heart's content, and was often caught by Qi Buyun.

Later still, Qiao Qiao Qiao made up a love confession, rambled nonsense to the moon, and moved herself to tears. She never expected to move Qi Buyun, who happened to be passing by.

From that day on, Qi Buyun started bringing all kinds of delicious pastries to class and sharing them with one student.

An absurd, un-harem-like everyday life in the imperial harem, now in progress.

Theme: Live in the moment and enjoy the everyday.