[Series/What-If AU] Another Miserable Day in the Original World

An alternate-universe story: The Port Mafia has three great mysteries: First, has Mr. Dazai, the youngest executive, finally gone from working 24/7 to 996 today? Second, is “Chuuya” in Mr. Dazai’s hat actually a pocket dimension? Third, did the young executive visit a psychiatrist today? Having just pulled a bloodstained brick, an impossibly hard cake, and a bottle of wine far too old for a child out of Dazai’s “Chuuya” hat in the original world, the Boss Alice smiles at the original characters and says, “I hope the answer to all three is yes.” * At Orochimaru’s base, a young reanimated shinobi who looks just like Naruto has bright red chakra tails swaying behind him. At the Akatsuki base, Uchiha Itachi stares in astonishment at his brother, who is wearing an Akatsuki cloak. Team Seven stare in utter confusion at the pink-haired boy hugging Naruto and crying. The shinobi world has been hurt so badly it can’t take any more. It knows killing Black Zetsu was only the beginning. All it can say now is, “Stop making the kids cry!” * Yuji Itadori, who has raised the Six Eyes and resurrected Ryomen Sukuna; the Six Eyes, whose species is “cat”; the King of Curses, who is a little kid; and Suguru Geto, who wants to overthrow the rotten higher-ups and work at Jujutsu High. Let’s take a look at today’s alternate-universe scenarios. wtw: “Honestly, I’m Gojo Satoru. I’ve seen all kinds of crazy things, but I’ve never seen myself buddying up to Ryomen Sukuna before, ” Gojo Cat and Little Sukuna, united against the rotten higher-ups for the sake of decent food: “...” * The eight-year-old head of the Demon Slayer Corps looks at most of the original Hashira, who should have been his Tsuguko, then at the young Sun Breather pinned to the ground and the demon girl who should have been the Water Hashira’s Tsuguko. Hiriya smiles and puts a question mark over his head. Hey, can someone tell me how likely it is for Blood Demon Arts to exist in a world where the Demon King is dead and demons are extinct? The alternate-universe Demon Slayer Corps, resurrected in full health: “...” Master, should we just kill the Demon King again? [Character OOC warning: An alternate-universe story with my own take on the plot.] Theme: Cherish everything you have