[Seer] A Hundred Kinds of Doko-Dobies

One day, Dean, the great general of the space pirates, finally returned to base after being missing for more than three months. But to everyone's astonishment, he had a tiny, frail-looking elf of mysterious attributes by his side. #Since when did the general start liking this sort?# Duo Ke Duo Bi: ...Believe it or not, I'll beat up Lei Yi too, just to show you... This elf Dean brought back was like a low-level elf: aside from its own name, it couldn't say a thing. But it could write, and everyone could understand what it wrote. #Why does the whole universe speak Chinese?# Duo Ke Duo Bi: You know nothing about me, a former human~ Now everyone at the base knows that the general didn't bring back just one elf, but dozens of them, with every attribute imaginable. Most importantly, the elf can talk now! Duo Ke Duo Bi: ...Why are you all so obsessed with the fact that I can talk? Dean watched in utter bewilderment as his first elf, Sageros, tried its hardest to become the ultimate little brother protector. Then he looked at the elf beside him, Duo Ke Duo Bi, whom he'd captured on a whim, supposedly to repay a favor (are you sure it wasn't revenge?), and never intended to use as a fighter, but who had become godlike so far. He waved it off. Oh well, anyway... With an older guardian to raise them, even a young elf can grow more obedient and sensible... Young, underage Duo Ke Duo Bi: ...I'm not even out of elementary school yet, and you blame me for playing a kids' game? ★ This story is indulgent. If that's not your thing, don't read it. ★ Updates are irregular. ★ This is an abandoned project. ★ The protagonist has a huge plot armor.