Fu Bao, Say Something!

One day, Aunt pointed to the baby in her belly and asked Song Yan if it was a boy or a girl.

Song Yan replied, "A little brother."

Sure enough, Aunt gave birth to a boy. Everyone laughed and thought nothing of it.

One day, a torrential rain hit Changhui County. The water was already climbing the steps, and a flood seemed imminent.

Song Yan pointed at the sky with her chubby finger and shouted imperiously, "Stop, damn it!"

In the blink of an eye, the clouds parted and the rain stopped. Not a single drop fell from the eaves. Everyone stared at Song Yan in horror.

After that, all sorts of strange people started coming to see her.

Even the rich layabout next door came over with his bright-red rooster in his arms and asked, "Fubao, take a look. Can it win today?"

The courtyard fell silent. In an instant, people from all around crowded over, gazing at Song Yan expectantly.

Song Yan: ...

Somebody please send a lightning bolt down to strike this idiot!

The next moment, a huge bolt of lightning fell from the sky and struck right in front of Song Yan. A strong smell of burning filled the air, and the layabout burst into tears, wailing, "My General!"

Song Yan looked up and saw a chicken feather on top of the layabout's head and a charred lump of... chicken? in his hands.

Song Yan hurriedly covered her mouth. She hadn't said anything! This was all just a coincidence!

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Every day, Chu Ling would take her little rabbit and join the immortals in kneeling toward the sacred palace in the east, pouring out her heartfelt admiration.

But ever since the battle in which the Immortal Venerable turned the tide, he had shut himself away. No one had seen him for a thousand years.

For some reason, the little rabbit she had raised with such devotion was always destroying the various things she had collected that belonged to the Immortal Venerable. And its gaze grew stranger and stranger.

Unable to endure it any longer, Chu Ling ran through a thousand thoughts before picking up the rabbit and heading out, murmuring, "Spicy rabbit head, braised rabbit legs..."

The little rabbit in her hands began to squirm uneasily, but Chu Ling had no intention of sparing it. She picked it up and started plucking its fur.

The next moment, the little rabbit transformed into a handsome man in flowing white robes.

He turned to reveal a face as cool and flawless as jade, strikingly handsome, and so beautiful it seemed...

He looked just like the person she thought of day and night, the one whose memory kept her tossing and turning, unable to sleep!

His body was wrapped in unfathomably powerful magic, and his icy gaze seemed to say he was going to kill Chu Ling.

Chu Ling, with a tuft of rabbit fur still stuck to her fingertips: !!!

What did I just do?

Did I just say I wanted to eat spicy Immortal Venerable head and roast braised Immortal Venerable legs? Did I even pluck a tuft of the Immortal Venerable's rabbit fur?

This can't be real.

#All the inhuman things I've done to the Immortal Venerable over the years

#I regret everything so much right now

#I'm just here to ask, am I going to die horribly

Theme: May everyone be lucky.