[Promare] Coach, I Want to Learn How to Start a Fire with My Bare Hands Too

You are the most devoted believer in materialism.

You wake up in a new world.

But that's okay.

Most of the people here seem to be one-track-minded idiots.

So, with your incredible eloquence, you found a group.

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You lift the chin of a handsome person in front of you.

In a teasing tone, you say, "I admit, your spark caught my eye."

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Then he beats you up.

Badly.

The kind of beating that leaves your butt sore.

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Your scientific worldview shatters in that moment.

You exclaim, "Damn! Coach, I want to learn how to start a fire with my bare hands too!"

The handsome person looks at you in surprise.

Then he turns you down.

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How can this be?!

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You know how important it is to master a skill.

To learn the essence of fire,

with an utterly earnest expression and clear, confident words,

you invite the handsome person to become the heir to your group.

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In the middle of the night, you laugh in your five-hundred-square-meter bed.

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The handsome person turns out to be a genius.

He only needs to read a book once to master it.

He can even apply your strategies for handling people with ease.

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You smile as if everything is under control.

Then, perfectly calmly, you put the books you bought, One Hundred Dishes Every Chef Must Know and How to Make Desserts, onto his bookshelf too.

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The next day, you get to eat the tasty food the handsome person made.

Oh yeah!

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