It's Xia Jie, Not Geto Suguru

Hi, I'm Xia Jie.

Some people used to call me Xia You Jie.

It's not like I'm oily at all.

How awful. That nickname must have been given to me by someone with a wicked heart.

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For some reason everyone knows about, but I don't,

I lost my memory. When I woke up, I was a freshman at a high school in a red country.

Studying is so hard. I'm exhausted. I just want to go home.

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Marxism-Leninism is so hard to memorize, and Mao Zedong Thought is so hard to learn.

My hazy memories tell me

that I didn't used to have to memorize this stuff.

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So I figured it out. This must be a conspiracy against me.

I decided to run away from school.

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The day after I ran away,

the dean caught me.

Damn it!

For my trouble, I got two hours of nonstop lecturing and a three-thousand-word reflection that had to pass a plagiarism check.

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Listening to the dean's teachings,

I was filled with fervor.

I finally saw the light.

-I'm a descendant of the dragon. I'm a child of Yan and Huang. I'm a future pillar of the nation. I must study for the rejuvenation of China.

I will defend my country's dignity for the rest of my life.

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Thank you, Dean. That was the most unforgettable class of my life.

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