If It Can Happen, It Will [Science Fiction]

"Good evening, strange little thing."

"I'm your observer."

Fate slandered my free will, the part of me that shouts "I love you," by calling it inevitable.

I hate that.

You should too.

[A madly powerful egoist bottom x a top who spouts dirty jokes and keeps dancing on the edge of death]

(I can't think of a blurb. I'll add more gradually. It's probably science fiction mixed with the supernatural.)

Theme: When in doubt, quantum mechanics.