The Goofy Scum Gong Tears Up the Tragic Novel's Script

Yan Shuhe opened his eyes and saw the lovely sleeping face beside him: soft blond hair, curled lashes, and a rosy little mouth. So cute~

System: Host Yan Shuhe, choke Su Weier awake within five seconds, or you will be punished by the System.

Yan Shuhe: Sorry about this!

Yan Shuhe was reading a danmei novel when he discovered a whole new world. He was chosen by the System and became the scum gong in a tragic romance.

The scum gong was mercurial, abusive, imprisoning, and unreasonable, forcing the shou who loved him deeply into an abyss.

World One, "The Blood-Red Prison": A vampire count who abuses his wife after mistaking someone else for his savior vs. a long-suffering commoner wife who is a walking golden blood bank

System: In this story, the shou catches a chill at night and develops a high fever. So why is it you, the scum gong, who has the fever?

Yan Shuhe: Shouldn't you be reflecting on the story setup?

World Two, "The Shadow Guard Furnace": A cold and ruthless leader of the Acacia Palace, obsessed with dual cultivation, vs. a loyal, reserved, and self-conscious shadow guard willing to be a cultivation furnace

Yan Shuhe: By the way, does kissing count as dual cultivation? You know, anything below the neck can't be shown on screen.

System: But why does all your power go to the shadow guard after you finish cultivating together?

Yan Shuhe returns to the world, ready to start a new life, only to run into a scammer the moment he steps outside.

The person looks just like both the little blood bank and the little shadow guard. He tugs pitifully at Yan Shuhe's trouser leg and says, "Big Brother, can you take me home?"

·Coming soon: "I Played the Scum Gong Ex as the White Moonlight":

In novels, there's a certain kind of disposable character: the shou's scummy ex, whose job is to hurt the shou and abandon him after leading him on, so the shou can find warmth in the arms of the main gong.

Chu Feng has to play that kind of character, following the novel's setup and abusing the shou until he's covered in wounds. But he's no diligent, well-rounded student. If he can slack off, he will, and somehow, while slacking, he becomes the shou's white moonlight?

·The perverted sugar daddy in an entertainment industry novel

Chu Feng: There are so many explicit scenes, and you won't even pay me more? I'm done!

The System chuckled apologetically: Just go through the motions. It'll be quick.

To keep the plot moving, Chu Feng cuffs Jiang Wanchen to the bed. "Behave yourself while you sleep. Don't touch me." Jiang Wanchen realizes his sugar daddy is all bark and no bite, never going all the way. Could it be... that he can't?

·The unscrupulous school bully in a campus novel

Chu Feng: What era is this? Bullying people with your fists? Isn't that exhausting? Social exclusion and emotional abuse are the highest forms of school bullying.

The System asks in confusion: Is this right?

When his lackeys want to bully Lin Lin, Chu Feng stops them. "Don't talk to him. Isolate him." Under the unscrupulous school bully's "protection," Lin Lin finds himself thriving at school?

·The faithless alpha who abandons his husband and child

Chu Feng: I cheated and got divorced, but the kid is innocent. There's nothing wrong with cuddling and kissing him and tossing him up in the air, right?

The System thinks it over: That does seem reasonable.

Shen Xiulang lacks pheromone comfort after giving birth and brings their son to find Chu Feng, hoping to get some pheromones. Chu Feng shuts him outside but brings the child in. When Shen Xiulang comes to pick up the child, a flood of pheromones washes over him.

After Chu Feng completes the assigned plot, the main shou not only doesn't get together with the main gong, but can't stop thinking about him. The System has no choice but to revise the novel's outline and make Chu Feng and the main shou end up together.

When Chu Feng heads to the next world, the main shous suddenly awaken and realize they're in a novel, and that Chu Feng was with them only to complete his mission.

Unable to accept this, the main shous break through the world's limits to find Chu Feng. The group stare at one another.

The young star: President Chu, weren't you impotent? Why do you have a child?

The top student: I'm the youngest and most beautiful. What can they possibly compete with me for?

The ex-husband: As long as you're willing to come back, I can accept them.

The military female: Are they also the prince's consorts?

Chu Feng: ??

System: The main shous are detected to share the same set of soul codes. Would the Host like to apply to merge the codes and open a new world?

Chu Feng: Apply!

In the new world, Chu Feng's role isn't just the scum gong. He's also a freeloader.

Monsters run rampant and war rages in the apocalypse. Chu Feng looks at Gu Qingzhou, who has all four main shous' strengths combined. "Big shot, can I cling to your leg?"

P.S. The gong and shou are the same person. The shou is split into pieces first and then recombined. Each world's story is complete and independent, so you can also read it as an anthology.

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Theme: Keep your heart turned toward the light, and always be kind and strong