I'm a damn good actress. My acting is great, my dad is powerful, and I'm gorgeous. I brought home three prestigious golden trophies before I was even old enough to settle down, and everyone says I've got a perfect life.
The only drawback:
I was born with an incomplete soul, so I've seen ghosts since I was little. But don't worry, that makes me a natural-born mystic, and I also inherited a dazzling divine weapon. Plus, I've got a handsome fiance.
According to the script, I'm supposed to stride down the bright road of the chosen one. Unfortunately, life has other plans
My divine weapon has had a bug for seventeen years!
Little ghosts are always eyeing me up for a snack. One thought away from becoming scrap metal, the weapon leaves me getting mocked and bullied, living in constant fear.
My fiance was forced on me by our ancestor!
The worst part is that the divine weapon is a pair of yin-yang blades, and unlocking its power requires some ridiculous heart-to-heart connection. What is this, some ancient setup? It's the age of free love. Say no to arranged marriage!
Just when I think I'll spend the rest of my life miserable, ready to drop dead at any moment, I meet a remarkable girl!
Heaven has been kind to me, letting me pick up a free senior sister. She's mysterious, weird, and old-fashioned, but that doesn't stop her from being a fascinating person.
I think I might be falling for her...
[Meeting you is what made me believe that everything in this world is predestined.]
The human world is overrun by monsters, and the mystic arts are in decline. New creatures that devour spirits and souls have arrived, putting the land of China on the brink of disaster: giants with gills, infants with blue faces and fangs, ancient zombies brimming with resentment...
A bottom who flies on private jets but buys Pinduoduo phone cases, knows when to save and when to splurge, and has a mind that works in mysterious ways x a loyal, devoted top who's the strongest around, broke as can be, and has spent twenty years alone in the deep mountains.
[The female lead is the coolest.]
[Important characters will die. Read with caution if that's not for you.]
[My headcanon is everywhere. If you don't like it, please move along.]
[Love grows over time. Slow burn.]
[Top: 174 cm x Bottom: 168 cm. Same age.]
-----Coming soon: "The Perfect Catch"-----
Chen Yin makes waves in the workplace, calling the shots from a mansion and a luxury car, spending money like water, until she dies at her rosewood desk.
As her consciousness drifts, she hears a cold, mechanical female voice:
[I'll give you another chance. Would you still choose to work alone until the age of thirty-five?]
Chen Yin replies, "If I don't make money, are you going to support me?"
[...Yes.]
Chen Yin: "I spend a lot, so don't make promises you can't keep."
[Congratulations! You've been selected by the Perfect Catch System. We've detected that you're attracted to women. The System has found you the perfect catch, with flawless looks, figure, and family background. Follow the System's plan to win her over. Complete each task to earn a huge RMB reward. Host, do you accept the mission?]
Chen Yin: This doesn't seem right.
[Yes (Get 10,000 for saying hello; 11,000 for picking up her water bottle; 1,000,000 for holding hands; 10,000,000 for a kiss...)]
[No (Die)]
Chen Yin: This doesn't seem right. I don't feel good taking this money. Add some more penalties...
Following the System's instructions, Chen Yin meets the perfect-catch girl. She's delicate as a willow, with limpid autumn eyes, cascading black hair, and a slender waist. The girl looks over shyly, as lovable as a parasitic vine.
[Are you satisfied?]
Chen Yin: She's okay.
Just as she's about to go say hello, she catches a glimpse of a woman at another table. Dressed in a flowing black gown, she's slim and elegant, with slightly upturned eyes and a catlike gaze. Her slender fingers curl around her glass, and against the satin, she looks like a noble medieval countess.
Chen Yin: "The... the perfect catch?!"
[Host! Host, you're going the wrong way!]
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In her new life, Ye Qi follows the obsession she carried to her death: all she wants is a sweet romance with her boss, Chen Yin. She blames her unrequited love in her previous life on her ordinary looks and poor background. So she trades her soul to a demon, binds the Perfect Catch System to Chen Yin, and gives herself a face everyone will love.
But when Chen Yin rushes up to her, waves, says, "Hi, I'm Chen Yin, a Virgo#*&#@..." then bolts straight toward another woman, Ye Qi is stunned.
"Is this what you call love, the kind you'd entrust your life to?"
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Let's have a medieval romance, where love is a glorious heroic dream, enough to soothe all the world's suffering.
Theme: Find life when all seems lost, turn danger into good fortune, and face adversity bravely!
No more writing? I've fallen into a pit and can't get out. Come and save me.
Are you really not writing anymore? Another year has passed? This theme is really attractive. I can't stop it. Is something wrong? If you see it, say hello
Wuwu Chunchi left Yin Dong to Zhao Songting, Zhao Songting can go out now
I didn't want to take it either, but she called her a little liar? Eh? Senior sister, don't come over here ah ah ah ah ah ah
Why did the coins come back after I solved 'V? Why?⊙ω⊙
Senior sister finally appeared QAQ The next chapter won't take another month
Sorry, when I saw Tang Chu saying that three times is not enough, I subconsciously thought of the joke "Isn't this even possible for you?" Hahahahaha
Alas, why don't you take Zhao Songting out? He's actually a bit affectionate.
Why? Can you stay offline? Woohoo, let Zhao Songting come out! If there is no wind, there will be no wind. I will really say thank you!
It's over, I fell in love with this couple, I'm sorry for you, senior sister, hahaha