After Being Reborn, I Became a Total Couch Potato After Reincarnating as the Villain's Subordinate

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Xu Xing transmigrated into a no-romance novel he'd been reading before bed and became the top courtesan at a male brothel, doomed to die in Chapter One. To survive, he endured humiliation to save the villainous big shot. After pledging his loyalty, he was successfully recruited.

The big shot thought he was ambitious and assigned him missions. Xu Xing worked hard to complete them to stay alive, but he did too good a job, so the big shot gave him even more to do!

Only Xu Xing knew that all he really wanted was to lie flat Q_Q

Years later, thanks to his familiarity with the original story's plot, he finally worked his way up to The Outcast, second only to one person in his sect and above everyone else. He thought he could finally lie flat, but after sleeping one night, he found himself back at the starting point!

This time, lying beside the big shot at the male brothel, Xu Xing thought, Why not just follow the plot and die peacefully in Chapter One?

But this time, the big shot's gaze seemed a little... off???

Reader's note: The protagonist leaves the brothel right from the start. He is never sold into sexual servitude.

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Upcoming story one: The Last Merman in the Galaxy Is a Couch Potato

Relying on his status as the last merman in the galaxy, Xu Lanyu landed a position at the Federation Special Affairs Bureau (Special Affairs Administration).

As the name suggests, the Bureau handles all the matters that other Federation departments can't.

Xu Lanyu was assigned to the Parallel World Crisis Management Division, a department with no authority because of disputes over jurisdiction.

Then one day, the department received the most absurd assignment since it was founded: their superiors wanted them to assassinate the "king" of the neighboring Sterland Empire.

Xu Lanyu looked at his colleague picking his nose and the department head picking his toenails, and figured the assignment had to be a really unfunny joke.

But the next day, he received "special attention" from the secretary-general to the Federation's supreme commander, who specifically assigned him to carry out the mission.

Xu Lanyu: ?????

This has to be a joke!

Secretary-General: If you don't go, you'll be dismissed.

Xu Lanyu: ...Waaah, okay, I'm going right now.

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Arthur, ruler of the Sterland Empire.

He'd read that a merman's voice was the most heavenly sound in the world, and heard that the last merman was in the Federation. He grew covetous and wanted to claim him.

When the Federation's secretary-general learned of this, he was very quick to send the merman over.

But when this last merman opened his mouth, he was completely off-key.

Arthur: ...

He even tried to assassinate him.

Arthur: ...

Bound hand and foot and thrown into the pool in Arthur's palace, Xu Lanyu thought he was done for. Then the king, who hadn't said a word since they met, suddenly said, "Show me your tail, and I won't kill you."

What a humiliating demand! Xu Lanyu's eyes reddened. "...Waaah, I'll do it. Just don't kill me."

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A tough-on-the-outside, soft-on-the-inside couch-potato bottom X a soft-on-the-outside, tough-on-the-inside domineering top

Upcoming story two: The Senior Disciple Fell to the Demonic Path After Being Reborn

Only at the moment of his death did Lian Qing understand that the people who had driven him toward self-destruction were precisely the very people he'd vowed to protect with his life.

And the Demon Venerable, whom he had despised and fallen out with, and whom everyone called utterly wicked, had still been trying to save him until his final wisp of soul faded away.

Given another chance, he decided to follow that person down the demonic path.

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