The Big Shot Only Wants to Cultivate Immortality

Lu Kuiyi has always had terrible luck. Even when she was undergoing tribulation to reach the Mahayana stage, she transmigrated straight into the future, where spiritual energy had dried up.

"I'm used to it. I can cultivate anywhere, and there are plenty of things around here to practice on."

After that, she cleared out a zombie den one day, killed an S-rank mutant the next, and even caught the attention of the Eastern District Alliance.

Subordinate A: Boss, there's a woman in strange clothes nearby. She just took out that garbage dump in the Western District.

Su Cheng: ...

Subordinate B: Boss, that weirdly dressed woman is torturing zombies in the south and asking if they'll submit. Looks like she's recruited them as underlings. She also killed the S-rank mutant that was giving the Northern District headaches and allied with them!

Su Cheng: ???

Subordinate C: Boss, that woman is heading this way. She's probably coming to steal our resources and food.

Su Cheng: Come with me. Everyone, grab your weapons.

Lu Kuiyi arrived gracefully on a bird and landed in front of Su Cheng. Seeing the spiritual energy radiating from him, her eyes lit up. "Young man, you've got remarkable bones. Would you like to dual... cultivate with me? No, I mean, would you like to cultivate immortality with me?"

Su Cheng: "Where'd this con artist come from? Attack!"

Lu Kuiyi took out a mountain of resources from her storage ring and asked again, "Would these betrothal gifts... I mean, these gifts for taking you as my disciple, be enough?"

Everyone: "Hello, sister-in-law!"

Years later, Su Cheng finally learned that Lu Kuiyi really was a cultivator. It was just that... when she said she wanted to cultivate immortality with him, she really only meant cultivating immortality.

Su Cheng cornered Lu Kuiyi in his arms and asked, "What happened to that dual... cultivation you mentioned back then?"

Lu Kuiyi smiled. "I've reached the peak of the Mahayana stage. I can get ready to go back now."

Su Cheng: "You're a liar. I accepted the betrothal gifts, and there's no refund or exchange. You think you can just leave me behind?"

Lu Kuiyi takes what she wants by force (not really).

1. The heroine thinks dual... cultivation just means cultivating together.

2. The heroine has maxed out swordsmanship, alchemy, and talismans. She's strong. Really strong.

3. The worldbuilding is all made up.

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"I Cultivate Immortality with an Anti-Fraud App"

Yun Luo transmigrates to Tianyuan Sect, the most down-and-out sect in the cultivation world. Its only Golden Core cultivator is the sect leader, and the whole cultivation world laughs at them. Still, no one works harder at cultivation.

The sect leader searches the world for cultivation manuals for his disciples.

The senior brother gets up at dawn every day to practice swordsmanship.

The second senior sister spends a fortune on precious pills to cleanse her meridians and marrow.

The junior brother repeatedly ventures into secret realms to find heavenly treasures for cultivation.

And yet every single one of them is stuck at the Foundation Establishment stage, making them a laughingstock throughout the land.

The original junior sister was even struck by lightning on the day she established her foundation, and Yun Luo took her place.

After transmigrating, Yun Luo discovers that she's somehow bound to an anti-fraud app. She then learns that the manuals her master found are fake, someone swindled her senior brother out of his sword, the pills her second senior sister bought are counterfeit, and even the treasures her junior brother found in secret realms are all fakes.

Yun Luo: No wonder this sect is doomed!

Yun Luo rolls up her sleeves. She gets a real cultivation manual, retrieves her senior brother's sword, makes real pills, and ventures into secret realms for genuine heavenly treasures. She'll restore the sect and make sure every member reaches the Mahayana stage.

But after she becomes famous, the Demon Cultivator Lord approaches with a cold laugh and says, "Little sister, I've spent all these years searching for you. Come with me."

Yun Luo: ??? Another con artist, but this time the anti-fraud app doesn't react at all. Instead, her usually stern, upright, and honest master wraps his arms around her. "She's my Dao companion. What gives you the right to take her away?"

Yun Luo: ??? The anti-fraud app suddenly blares a massive alarm.

Good grief, this entire cultivation world is full of con artists.

Eighteen years ago, the only Immortal Lord in the cultivation world cast a divination and foresaw that a gifted pair of twins would become a calamity for the world. Legend has it that the Immortal Lord gave up ascending to immortality, broke the chain of cause and effect, and saved all living beings. But no one knows that he couldn't overcome his own trial.

Theme: Happiness is something you have to fight for.