Forced to Keep a Straight Face, the Villain Says I'm Such a Drama Queen

Below is a preview of my upcoming story, I Keep Myself Alive by Kissing Villains (Quick Transmigration). Take a look at my author page if you're interested~ Sheng Xia transmigrated into a novel as the emotionless female lead adored by everyone. Countless scumbags wanted to win her undivided affection, then steal her kidneys, swindle her money, destroy her family, and shatter her carefully constructed facade. Then there was the big villain, who seemed frail and sickly, like a pitiful little thing. In reality, she was a master strategist, ruthless and cunning, and wanted to take Sheng Xia and all those scumbags out in one fell swoop. Sheng Xia felt her kidneys and figured it was better to deal with one person than a whole group. Before the story had even properly begun, she jumped ship and applied for a bodyguard job at the big villain's house! "Miss, if there's danger, I'll go in first." "Miss, your stomach isn't doing well. You should drink less." "Miss, I don't want to disturb your rest either, but your grandmother said I have to stay by your side at all times, even at night." After doing her best to earn the villain's favor, Sheng Xia was delighted to find that those annoying men had finally stopped causing trouble, intimidated by the big villain's influence. Now she could finally hold her head high! Scumbag A: "Do you know what I've done for you? Do you know how much I've sacrificed? I'd give up my life for you!" Sheng Xia: "You'd give up your life? Let's see!" With powerful backing, Sheng Xia was no longer afraid and was feeling pretty pleased with herself. Then she turned around and found the big villain staring at her darkly from the doorway. Her heart leapt, and she immediately slid over on her knees to soothe her: "Miss, you look especially beautiful today~" To protect her kidneys, Sheng Xia went all out to keep the big villain alive, while playing out the classic scene of her running, the scumbag chasing, and the villain making sure he couldn't get away. Then one day, the cold and aloof big villain tugged at her sleeve, her eyes darting away and her tone awkward. "Didn't you want to kiss me? You have my permission." Blurb two Lu Wanxing hired a bodyguard. She was expressionless, her identity suspicious, and her background a mystery. Lu Wanxing had never liked having unknown people around her, but she discovered that her usually infallible mind-reading ability didn't work on the bodyguard at all, so she kept her on. The bodyguard was responsible in every way, handling every little thing in daily life. She was also strong, and with her around, danger never came close to Lu Wanxing. Later, Lu Wanxing was able to read the bodyguard's mind. But... "Waaah, Miss looks so dominant today. My queen, step on me!" "Wow, Miss smells so good. If we slept together, I wouldn't be able to sleep at all." Lu Wanxing looked up at the bodyguard's expressionless face, her eyes full of disbelief. Then she heard: "That lipstick shade is gorgeous! I want to kiss her so badly!" "Help, why is she looking at me like that? She's so cute. I want to..." Lu Wanxing's face instantly flushed red. After hesitating, she forced herself up from her wheelchair and let the bodyguard hold her. "Fine. Since you always protect me, I'll reluctantly say yes..." A max-level fighter, outwardly expressionless but full of inner monologue, super-dominant big-sister bodyguard x a sensitive, suspicious, prickly, mind-reading, beautiful and tragic big villain Please note: 1. The villain has limited mobility at first, but will undergo rehabilitation later. This is a silly comedy, with lots of authorial liberties. There are livestreams, but not too many, and they're there to move the plot along and provide variety. The people commenting are all cute. No putting others down, no mindless behavior, and nothing to spoil your mood. 2. One-on-one, body and soul, throughout. They're both strong, and switch roles. Please don't complain if it's not to your taste. You don't need to tell me you're leaving, thank you. (Blurb screenshot saved.) Below is another upcoming story. Add it to your favorites if you're interested! Jiang Xu died an untimely death in her original world. To stay alive, she agreed to the underworld's offer to transmigrate into various small worlds and complete missions: she had to kiss the villains to keep herself alive. But after transmigrating, she discovered that she always seemed to have a grudge against the villains. Jiang Xu: "..." Is it possible I'll get killed before I even kiss them? Just as she was about to give up, she caught sight of the villain's stunning face and was instantly at a loss for words. Help, why does she look so much like my ex-girlfriend? [Entertainment industry: A brash, pampered young lady with heart disease x a cold, beautiful, tragic villain] I was about to quit the entertainment industry when the rising star who was always at odds with me and constantly spreading rumors about me suddenly kissed me. Jiang Xu was caught secretly sending flowers. Pressed against the wall, her face was pale and her eyes flickered. "Sis, I just wanted to feel a little of your love before I die." #Jiang Xu, which of the things you say are actually true?# [Apocalypse: A paranoid, gloomy, dying mad scientist x a deranged, world-destroying zombie queen villain] I was about to destroy the world when the mad scientist who turned me into a killing machine suddenly kissed me. In the lab, Jiang Xu secretly injected herself with an experimental drug, murmuring the woman's name. She never realized it had all been seen. #Doctor, are you worried about a lab rat?# [Fantasy: A beautiful demon lord pretending to be aloof, under the influence of a love gu x her reincarnated disciple, sweet on the outside and dark within] I was about to fall into depravity when the Demon God, who had blinded me and fought me for thousands of years, suddenly kissed me. In her room, Jiang Xu frantically replenished the spiritual energy of her reincarnated nemesis and disciple, unaware that the badly wounded woman was hiding a sharp sword in her hand, ready to strike. #Master, do you love me, or this body?# [Historical fantasy: I was about to fight back when the wife of the household, who had drugged me and brought me to her home, suddenly kissed me.] Jiang Xu appeared reserved, but secretly watched the cool beauty sitting silently in the corner, affection unknowingly shining in her eyes. The villain, who had meant to break both her legs, couldn't help looking her way. She secretly thought that as long as Jiang Xu stayed, perhaps she could stay too. #Kiss me, and I'll help you keep that man's life.# [School: A rich heiress who'd been bullying me nonstop suddenly kissed me just as I was about to fall into depression.] Jiang Xu acted tough on the outside while secretly reassuring people online. But she was found out on the very first day, and could only pretend she was even more unhinged than the other girl. #Don't be afraid. You can choose to kill me.# [Historical: A loyal, single-minded bodyguard x a flirtatious princess who plays the field] I was about to die taking someone down with me, when the bodyguard who had betrayed me suddenly kissed me as I jumped off a cliff. Jiang Xu pretended she was atoning and let herself be used, protecting the bodyguard until she was covered in wounds, all just to get a kiss. In so much pain and utterly exhausted, she was ready to call it quits. But then someone appeared in her arms. The usually composed princess gazed at her with red-rimmed eyes. "Jiang Xu, don't you want me anymore?" After returning to her original world, Jiang Xu accidentally bumped into a woman. She was about to apologize when she caught the familiar scent of her ex-girlfriend. The woman turned to face her. "It's okay." "As long as you're willing to stay by my side, everything is okay." As she spoke, she kissed Jiang Xu. Her possessiveness was masked by an overflow of sincerity and love. Afraid Jiang Xu would push her away, she clutched the hem of her clothes and didn't dare move. Usually cool and composed, she seemed awkward in front of Jiang Xu. Jiang Xu sighed and held her, soothing her. "All right, sweetie. Close your eyes." A versatile, strong-willed, soft-hearted, tough-talking drama queen top x a sensitive, beautiful, slightly possessive, insecure top Please note: 1. One-on-one, no harem, happy ending. At heart, this is a story about saving each other, with a mix of bittersweetness and comedy. 2. The order of the worlds isn't fixed and may be adjusted, added to, or cut down. (Blurb screenshot dated August 4, 2022.) Theme: Become a better person, encourage each other, and keep striving together.