The Drama Queen's Self-Cultivation (Quick Transmigration)

Check out my completed novel, "When the Heroine Cries, Everything Falls Apart," and my new novel, "Forced to Wear a Poker Face, the Villain Says I'm Such a Ham." Lu Yixian knows the ins and outs of being a drama queen and is very good at using her strengths to complete her missions. #Skillfully steal the male lead's nominal fiancee, then get steamy at their very first meeting# #Use every trick in the book to redeem a scumbag movie star until he cries and calls her Daddy# #Act crazy and foolish to put an end to a scheming princess's murderous intentions# #Skillfully split her personality and inspire a world-weary villain to become a good person# Lu Yixian is a certified beauty enthusiast. Life is short, so if she meets someone she likes, she follows the principle of striking while the iron is hot. She lived carefree and heartless, and once she'd had enough fun, she planned to throw herself into the River of Oblivion. Then someone pinned her to the bed. "You're going to sleep with me and not take responsibility?" When Lu Yixian failed to recognize her, the beauty fell silent, then smiled. Even the red spider lilies by the River of Oblivion paled beside her. "Am I not pretty?" Lu Yixian naturally shook her head. But after a night together, she looked at the woman in her home and asked groggily, "System, do I have a roommate now?!" The big shot smiled faintly. "She's your girlfriend." System 666 had finally accepted that its Host wasn't an innocent flower, but a horny degenerate. It was just about to slack off and lie flat when it suddenly realized that the female supporting character who was dating its Host... Oh my god!! She, she, she lives in the King of Hell's palace?! 666, softly: Host, want to watch a comic dub? It's good for your health. CP: Carefree, mercurial drama queen top × mysterious, gorgeous big-shot top Before you dive in: 1. One-on-one throughout, no polyamory. The strong-and-strong pairing is what I consider strong-and-strong, meaning composed. Don't argue with me. If you do, you're right. 2. There is sex before love. Don't read if you dislike that. 3. Average writing. Please don't flame me if it's not your thing. Stay or go as you like; no need to tell me. Thanks. Preview of the upcoming novel: Sheng Xia transmigrates into a novel as a poker-faced heroine adored by everyone. A crowd of scumbag men want to win her absolute favor, then take her kidney, swindle her money, destroy her family, and shatter her mask. Then there's the main villain. She seems frail and sickly, like a pitiful little thing, but in reality she's a ruthless mastermind who wants to take Sheng Xia and all the scumbag men down in one fell swoop. Sheng Xia touches her kidney and figures that dealing with one person is better than dealing with a whole crowd. Before the story has even properly begun, she jumps ship and applies to work as a bodyguard for the main villain! "Miss, if there's danger, I'll go first." "Miss, your stomach's not in good shape. You should drink less." "Miss, I don't want to disturb your rest either, but the madam said I have to stay by your side even at night." After raising the villain's favorability by a whole lot, Sheng Xia is delighted to discover that those annoying men have finally stopped causing trouble out of respect for the villain. Now she has the confidence to stand up to them! Scumbag A: Do you know what I've done for you? Do you know how much I've sacrificed? I'd give up my life for you! Sheng Xia: Give up your life? Let's see it! With powerful backing, Sheng Xia isn't scared in the slightest and is feeling great. Then she turns around and sees the main villain staring at them darkly from outside the door. Her heart skips a beat, and she slides over on her knees to soothe her: Miss, you look so beautiful today~ To protect her kidney, she summons every ounce of strength to keep the main villain alive and well, then plays out a scene with the scumbag where she runs, he chases, and with the villain around, he can't escape. Then one day, the cold and aloof villain tugs at her sleeve, glances away, and says awkwardly, "Didn't you want to kiss me? You have my permission." Blurb Two Lu Wanxing hired a bodyguard. She was poker-faced, had a suspicious identity, and came from a mysterious background. Lu Wanxing never liked having unknown people around her, but she was surprised to discover that the mind-reading ability that had always worked for her failed completely on this woman, so she kept her on. The bodyguard was responsible and attentive to every detail of Lu Wanxing's daily life. She was also strong, and with her around, danger never came close. Later, Lu Wanxing became able to read her mind. Except... "Waaah, Miss looks so commanding today. Step on me, my queen!" "Ugh, Miss smells so good. I can't sleep at all when we share a bed." Looking up at her poker-faced bodyguard, Lu Wanxing stared in disbelief, then heard her think: "This lipstick shade is gorgeous! I want to kiss her so badly!" "Help, why is she looking at me like that? So cute, I want to pounce..." Lu Wanxing's face turned bright red. After hesitating, she forced herself to get up from her wheelchair and let the bodyguard hold her. "Fine. Since you've been protecting me all this time, I'll reluctantly accept you..." A max-strength bodyguard who's poker-faced on the outside but has a busy inner monologue, a powerful and commanding older woman × a sensitive, suspicious, awkward, tragic beauty of a villain who can read minds Notes: 1. The villain has limited mobility early on, but will undergo rehabilitation later. This is a silly comedy, with mountains of author-created details. 2. One-on-one in body and mind throughout, strong and strong, switch couple. Please don't flame me if it's not your thing. No need to tell me you're leaving. Thanks. (Blurb has been screenshotted.) Theme: Live every day happily!