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Xue Li is a little cat. Born in the apocalypse, he can't find food, and he's cold and hungry. Then he dies.
"Meow, meow, meow! The Villain Cannon Fodder System detects that your life value is minimum, beauty value is maximum, and spoiled value is maximum. Your overall score makes you the ultimate cannon fodder, a born NPC for a wicked villain role. Join us, trample the protagonist, punch the moonlight-white character, reject the traditional cannon-fodder life, and enjoy a life of riches!"
Xue Li: Can cannon fodder eat dried fish every day?
"Of course! As long as you're a wicked enough cannon fodder, bully the protagonist, and rack up enough villain points, you can reach the peak of cat life!"
Xue Li: Okay! o.o*
Xue Li is brimming with confidence about being a wicked cannon fodder (proud little cat.jpg)
[The snobbish cross-dressing roommate]
You are the cannon-fodder roommate sharing an apartment with the protagonists.
Born into poverty, you are a vain social butterfly who dresses as a girl to livestream as a cute streamer, doing everything you can to please your wealthy patrons.
You envy the protagonist and go out of your way to bully the good-natured Protagonist 1. You love wearing little skirts every day and deliberately getting close to Protagonist 2 to disgust him.
Xue Li earnestly carries out his mission, but his feline nature makes him hesitate.
Once again, he deliberately approaches Protagonist 1 and pretends to stumble.
Protagonist 1 doesn't dodge. Instead, he puts an arm around him and lifts him up, asking gently, "Why are you so skinny?"
A human's embrace is warm, and cats are naturally drawn to it.
Xue Li's butterfly-wing eyelashes flutter, and he can't help snuggling closer.
He doesn't notice the jealous, resentful look in Protagonist 2's eyes behind him.
According to the original plot, the cannon fodder's true nature will be exposed, his roommates will drive him away, and his patrons will despise him.
And yet...
"Baby, is this the patron perk you've been hiding away?"
Protagonist 1 remains composed, his voice gentle, but his eyes are as dark as ink.
His gaze lingers meaningfully on the shirt garter around Xue Li's thigh.
Xue Li tilts up his small, pale face, flushed and beaded with sweat. His bright eyes quiver, and damp, tousled hair clings to his cheeks.
He clutches his short skirt, stopping the other man's broad hand.
"You can look, but you can't touch."
[The wicked mermaid in the research institute]
You are the last egg of the mermaid clan, mistaken for a merman egg and hatched. Since childhood, you've envied the merman protagonist's excellent hunting skills and hated your own short, clumsy tail.
The emperor of the human empire is caught in a shipwreck. The one who was supposed to be the protagonist's moonlight-white character is rescued by Xue Li instead.
Xue Li doesn't have the protagonist's abilities. He fails to save the man and nearly gets him hurt.
The emperor lifts Xue Li out of the water. Timidly, Xue Li tries to hide his fish tail, his lips pressed into a sulky pout.
"My tail is short and tiny. Don't look at it."
"It's beautiful, the prettiest fish tail there is." The king's gaze darkens as he stares at the glittering tail in the light, trying to comfort him.
Xue Li is "taken" back to the imperial research institute.
But the research log is strange...
"Open your mouth," the researcher says coolly.
Xue Li's soft, pale face droops, but he opens his mouth reluctantly.
He thinks the researcher is examining the growth of a "merman's" teeth, unaware that the other man sees only the tip of his wet, red tongue.
"A very healthy color."
As Xue Li gazes back in bewilderment, the researcher leans closer to examine him, the corners of his mouth lifting. His glasses hide the interest in his eyes.
[The flirtatious, face-blind little widower]
You are a face-blind little widower living in the slums, your husband dead. You're promiscuous, and the only thing about you that's pure white is your skin.
The doctor who comes for your follow-up visits and your neighbors are all fooled by your innocent appearance. You even seduce your husband's younger brother, and eventually your true nature is exposed and everyone despises you.
But the face-blind man doesn't know...
His kind brother-in-law visits his room every night.
The doctor who comes for follow-up visits openly watches him from where he can't be seen. More than his eyes, the doctor takes in his porcelain-white skin and rosy lips.
His face blindness keeps him from telling people apart. He doesn't know why the doctor who came by in the morning is back again in the afternoon. He just looks on blankly as the doctor examines him...
"Baby, why are you crying?"
Only when her husband steps closer does he realize that his husband has been staying in the house ever since his death, watching him flirt with other men.
Xue Li tries to run, but his back bumps into another broad chest.
"Didn't you say you liked me best, Sister-in-law?"
Only then does he learn that the brothers share their senses.
[The "campus belle" of an elite boys' school]
[The frail disciple of the Hehuan Sect]
[The fake young master who pretends to be an O while dating online as a B]
[The flirtatious little incubus disguised as an angel]
Reader's guide:
1. A sweet, clueless, beautiful cat who looks innocent but has a hidden edge.
2. The love interests are split into several versions. The versions who treat Baby well and get lots of scenes are assumed to be the main love interest.
3. A feel-good power fantasy with a universally adored Baby. Cat-loving readers will be delighted.
4. The order of the worlds is undecided.
Weibo: Jinjiang Jisi-
Theme: Cats heal the world.
