Name: How to Raise a Vampire
Author: Hash Brown Tea

Synopsis

[Completed! Thanks to all the lovely readers supporting the official release 🥹]

A deranged vampire duke gong x a lazy corpse-flower shou

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Shi Yu is the only vampire with an ancestral bloodline, treasured by all the vampires.

"His Highness is nearing his heat, and his appetite is poor."

The sacrificial ritual was held ahead of schedule.

During the ritual, Shi Yu took pity on a sacrifice and saved him, but was forced into a deep sleep.

The one he had saved wasn't a poor prey animal, but a dying, rabid dog.

"Darling, it's time to wake up."

Shi Yu opened his eyes. The elegant, noble gentleman before him was the little dog he'd saved thousands of years ago.

His fangs were gone, and the jewels no longer belonged to him...

Everything in the old castle was as it had been, except that it had a new master.

The little dog had grown up and taken over his territory.

The half-vampire from thousands of years ago had become a duke, while he was now a gift from the prince to the duke.

A well-behaved little blood servant. o.O

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Leather gloves slowly traced Shi Yu's snow-white cheek, outlining his pale pink lips.

Wen Si's voice was icy, yet filled with an almost cruel tenderness. "Why did you leave me behind, my dear master?"

Shi Yu gazed at the silver cuffs around his wrists, gleaming in the light.

He slowly curved his lips. His long lashes were butterfly wings, and tears stained them a delicate rose pink.

He gently stroked the little dog's fluffy ears and said, "Be a good boy."

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Shi Yu was Wen Si's master, the person Wen Si depended on most, and the person he had hated most over the past millennium. But he was also the lover Wen Si had lost long ago.

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Red roses bloomed all over the old castle. Love grew wildly like ivy.

A long life was an endless wasteland.

So you came, bearing salvation and forgiveness.

With just one kiss, I could forget the desolation of all those years.

*He claimed my blood like a gentleman, while I used my innocence to win his heart.

[Excerpt dated 2021.7.30]

Weibo: Jinjiang Jisi

The author is terrible at writing blurbs. Please read the story itself, babies. 0v0*

Coming soon: "Does the Cannon Fodder Have to Be a Wife, Too? [Quick Transmigration]"

Xue Li was a little cat. Born in the apocalypse, he couldn't find food, was cold and hungry, and then he died.

"Meow meow meow! The Cannon Fodder System has detected that your life force is min, your beauty is max, and your daintiness is max. Your overall score is max cannon fodder, making you the perfect NPC for a wicked cannon fodder role. Join us, trample the protagonists, punch the white moonlight, reject the traditional cannon fodder path, and enjoy a life of riches!"

Xue Li: Can a cannon fodder eat dried fish every day?

"Of course! Just be wicked enough, bully the protagonist, and rack up enough wickedness points to reach the pinnacle of cat life!"

Xue Li: Sounds good. o.o*

Xue Li was full of confidence about becoming an evil cannon fodder. (Proud little cat.jpg)

[The Greedy Cross-Dressing Roommate]

You are a cannon fodder roommate sharing an apartment with the protagonists.

Your family is poor. As a vain social butterfly, you dress as a girl and livestream as a small-time streamer, doing everything you can to please your patrons.

You envy the protagonists and go out of your way to bully the good-natured Protagonist 1. You love wearing little dresses and deliberately making physical contact to disgust Protagonist 2.

Xue Li conscientiously carried out his tasks, but his feline nature made him hesitate.

Once again, he deliberately approached Protagonist 1 and pretended to stumble.

Protagonist 1 didn't dodge. He put an arm around him and picked him up, gently asking, "Why are you so thin?"

A human embrace was warm, and cats were naturally drawn to it.

Xue Li's butterfly-wing lashes trembled, and he couldn't help snuggling closer.

He didn't notice Protagonist 2's jealous, sinister gaze behind him.

According to the original plot, the cannon fodder's true nature would be exposed, the roommates would kick him out, and his patrons would despise him.

But

"Baby, is this the patron perk you've been hiding?"

Protagonist 1 was calm, his voice gentle, but his eyes were as dark as ink.

His gaze lingered meaningfully on the garter around Xue Li's thigh.

Xue Li looked up, his pale, flushed face glistening with a thin sheen of sweat. His bright eyes trembled, and damp wisps of hair clung to his cheeks.

He clutched his short skirt and stopped the other man's broad hand.

"You can look, but you can't touch."

[The Wicked Mermaid at the Research Institute]

You are the last egg of the merfolk, mistaken for a merman's egg and hatched. From childhood, you envied the merman protagonist's exceptional hunting skills and hated your own short, clumsy tail.

The emperor of the human empire was shipwrecked at sea. The white moonlight who should have been rescued by the protagonist had his credit stolen by Xue Li.

Xue Li lacked the protagonist's abilities. Not only did he fail to save the emperor, he nearly got him killed.

The emperor lifted Xue Li from the water. Timidly, Xue Li tried to hide his fish tail, pouting sadly.

"My tail is so small and short. Don't look at it."

"It's beautiful, the most beautiful fish tail." The king's gaze darkened as he watched the tail glimmer in the light, comforting him.

Xue Li was "taken" back to the imperial research institute.

But the research logs were strange

"Open your mouth," the researcher said coldly.

Xue Li's soft, fair cheeks puffed out as he reluctantly opened his mouth.

He thought the researcher was observing the growth of a "merman's" teeth, not realizing that all the other man saw was the tip of his moist, red tongue.

"A very healthy color."

As Xue Li stared at him in innocent confusion, the researcher leaned closer to examine him. The corner of his mouth curled up, and his glasses concealed the interest in his eyes.

[The Amorous, Face-Blind Little Widower]

You are a face-blind little widower living in the slums. Your emotions are a mess, and the only thing you have going for you is your fair skin.

The doctor who comes for your follow-up appointments and your neighbors are all fooled by your innocent looks. You even seduce your dead husband's younger brother, until your true nature is exposed and everyone despises you.

But the face-blind man doesn't know

His kind brother-in-law visits his sister-in-law's room every night.

The doctor who comes for checkups openly watches him, even when he can't see. The doctor's gaze takes in more than his face: his porcelain-white skin and rosy lips.

His face blindness makes it impossible to tell people apart. He doesn't know why the doctor who came that morning has come again in the afternoon, and just lets him examine him in a daze...

"Baby, why are you crying?"

Only when her husband approached step by step did he realize that, after his death, the man had stayed in the house, watching him flirt with other people.

Xue Li wanted to run, but his back bumped into another broad chest.

"Sister-in-law, didn't you say you liked me best?"

Only then did he learn that brothers could share their senses.

[The "Campus Queen" of the Aristocratic Boys' School]

[The Frail Disciple of the Joyful Union Sect]

[The Fake Young Master Who Pretends to Be an O While Dating Online as a B]

[The Flirtatious Little Demon Who Pretends to Be an Angel]

Reading Guide:

1. A silly, pretty little cat who seems innocent but has a hidden edge.

2. The gong is split into multiple versions. The versions who treat the baby well and get more screen time are the default choices.

3. A satisfying wish-fulfillment story, with a universally adored baby. Cat-lovers will be delighted.

4. The order of the worlds is undecided.