Hot-tempered female jungle queen × gentle male jungle king
In a team match, she ran into the famous jungle king Lie and suffered a crushing defeat with zero buffs.
Lie's teammate mocked her: "A jungler this bad dares to carry a girl?"
Her: "Just you wait. Lie is mine. There's no one whose boyfriend I can't steal."
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Two weeks later, she faced the person who'd mocked her. She brought Lie along and cornered the other team at their fountain.
She mocked them right back: "I swear, even with a lantern, I couldn't find anyone as bad as you."
Lie, now her regular teammate: "As long as you're happy."
Little Scene 1:
Rumor had it that nobody had ever heard Lie's voice.
Her: "Why don't you turn on your mic?"
Him: "I never use my mic."
Her: "I want to hear you."
Him (turning on his mic): "What do you want to hear?"
Her: "!!! Mom, I'm in love!"
Little Scene 2:
The number-one streamer on a popular streaming platform never lacked people to play with. They said it was almost impossible to get a spot in his group.
She rolled her eyes. He didn't spread that rumor about himself, did he?
Him: "Jungle queen, carry me, please. Waaah."
Her: "You're just here to leech points again!"
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Theme: Hand in hand with him, we'll reach the peak together
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