People Also Need to Have a Love Brain

1. Birds attack X humans (completed) Zhu Qing picked up a naked chick when he was a child, and worked hard to cultivate it into a beautiful adult bird. But one day, this ordinary little white bird began to speak human words... "Wife~" "Let's hatch eggs together!" Zhu Qing: The fist is strong! But what else can you do if you raise a bird by yourself? You can only pet it. This bird can sing, it can coax people, and it can wrap itself up with its wings when it is angry. Zhu Qing liked it very much. Later, this little white bird turned into a tall and handsome man. The man's voice was deep and his appearance was unparalleled, "Wife~" Zhu Qing clenched his fists and said, "Change back!" Birds can do it, but people can't! He is afraid of society! 2. Mermaid Attacks X Wealth Fans (Completed) Others explore the ocean for the undersea world and mysterious creatures, but Wang Yaoyu only explores the undersea treasures, shipwrecks, and undersea tombs! When he was courted by the legendary mermaid, he was overjoyed after his panic. Undersea Palace, Mermaid Tears! Developed! Move away, move away, move them all away! He was coaxed by the mermaid to go to the deep sea to confirm the relationship. When he saw the mermaid's nest, he burst into tears. Who can tell him why? Why is the Mermaid Nest just a pit on the bottom of the sea? Disillusioned. Each mermaid is a trap, and the Mermaid King's trap is particularly big. What a trap! Wang Yaoyu lay at the bottom of the pit, not wanting to pay attention to this mermaid who was still showing his attentiveness. My butt hurts so much, and my heart hurts so much. I didn't expect you to be such a fish. What's the difference between you and Mrs. Pigeon who digs holes but doesn't fill them? ! 3. Giants attack human beings (completed!) When Yi Qixiao traveled to this world, before he could be surprised by these huge plants, he was caught as a pet and presented to the Giant King. The Giant King is nine meters tall, with golden proportions, beautiful and scary. Most of the people are about five or six meters tall. Those who are six or seven meters tall are excellent giants, and those who are three meters tall are called dwarfs. And Yi Qixiao, who is 1.8 Meters tall, looks like a figure here. Yi Qixiao didn't dare to say anything. She was kept in a cage as a pet and was teased and fed from time to time. The Giant King seems to like feeding activities very much. When you see him eating a lot, he will be very happy. Then, Yi Qixiao discovered that he had grown up for the second time! Only then did he realize that the Giant King was not feeding pets, but nurturing his own little bride. 4. The evil god attacks human beings [Dark crawling] [Screaming] [Howling like crazy] [Becoming a monkey] [Ordering bananas] [Becoming a seagull] [Going to the pier to order French fries]... Who is not crazy at work? Yu Jian had no expression on his face as he was forced to listen to his boss's unreasonable request: Who in this world likes to go to work? Who invented the odd-even holiday? Who is it? The invented holiday? ! It really saved a life. I wish I could help everyone. He opened his red eyes in the darkness and stared at the little believer. But Yu Jian discovered that something was gradually becoming wrong with the company. First of all, the rich second-generation boss who had nothing to do and liked to check in and clock in became more tolerant. Secondly, the pie painted by the company is gradually fed to everyone's mouths. Weekends, commuting to and from get off work, seven insurances and two golds... Yu Jian couldn't help but wonder, was he dreaming? However, he soon discovered that there were more and more abnormal things, and his sticky eyes stayed on him longer and longer... The author's serialized article seeking collection ~ "When a straight man crosses into a restricted-rated article" Ning Xiaochao, a straight man who can't be a dog-licker and can't catch fish. Passed into a restricted-rated novel and became a cannon fodder for NPCs. The cannon fodder is jumping around for joy in order to get the protagonist's attack. In the end, the protagonist is disgusted and abandoned, eaten up and wiped clean by his friends, and becomes a public toy. The end was extremely tragic, and he lost his mind. Ning Xiaochao, a straight man, is called a man on the right and a man on the top. There is only one thought in my mind: Come here to replenish the medicine! I, Ning Xiaochao, will protect my pure ass to the death! So this article is also called "The Battle of Straight Men's Butts" (it's not) * The timing of Ning Xiaochao's time travel was not good. Friend No. 1 Was already preparing to take action against him, and Friend No. 2 Was also ready to make a move. They don't want to be friends with him, they just want to be with him. Ning Xiaochao was convinced: Why should I play such a love-filled game with a group of men? Damn it! How vulgar! Turn over the table! He left decisively. However, instead of chasing the protagonist, these licking dogs want to gain a sense of presence in front of him. After being defeated one after another, he used deceitful means in order to force him to submit. It's just that their protagonist's stand-in is stupid and can't tell them apart. At the crime scene, the protagonist was mistaken for Ning Xiaochao, trying to torture the body and mind. Protagonist: The substitute is actually myself? Ning Xiaochao: I don't understand you gays very well, so I declined. Please stay away. They were in agony, but unexpectedly they saw their hearts clearly. The super-masculine S-man suddenly changed into a sexy M, and the gentle neighbor brother suddenly changed into a dark man. However, I don't know since when, there was a slender figure beside Ning Xiaochao. They have no chance. * Both of them: Xie Jixing, you just took advantage of the situation! Xie Jixing raised his eyebrows: Oh, so what? Ning Xiaochao was protecting his cub: Stay away from Dr. Xie, you two are perverts. Xie Jixing Ruowu: They are so fierce. Two people:? ? ? Do you think he is not a pervert? ! Ning Xiaochao: No, Dr. Xie is different from you. He is a good person. The two sow discord and belittle Xie Jixing. Ning Xiaochao's extraordinary double standard: What's wrong with a little moral flaw? I'm looking for a partner, not a moral role model! The two of them were furious. Later, Xie Jixing held the person in his arms: Don't think too much of me, so that I can hide you with peace of mind and not let anyone see you. Ning Xiaochao blinked: "Being happy when two people are in love is called fun." 1. Nonsense and illogical. 2. I am a straight man with a hidden love brain, I believe in pure love; attack: green tea, white cut black, sick. 3. It's probably a short story, updated every other day, at six o'clock. 4. This is the straight man who has a deep closet. It's cool! ! ! Take a look at the author's pre-received articles~Enter the column to collect~ "Thousands of people suspect that beta became popular during Huangxing Live Broadcast" Copywriting: In the 20th year since the outbreak of alien species, the entertainment industry has been unprecedentedly prosperous, and entertainment will last until death. Mo Xichao, a transparent person in his family and a villain online, is disliked by thousands of people. Within seconds of showing up, he was scolded, ridiculed, and maliciously dumped. In order to squeeze out the last bit of value from him, the agent put him into the "Survival of the Wild Star" to be a stepping stone to support newcomers. The climate of Desolate Star is extreme, and he is a beta. He does not have the affinity of an omega, nor the fighting ability of an alpha, so it is difficult to survive. Grouping together was a good choice, but he had no choice. I got the solo card from the program group and survived alone. I just didn't expect that this desolate star is extremely rich in products. As a result, the audience in the live broadcast room saw an extremely fragmented live broadcast room. Others: Escape from the beast's mouth, hungry and cold. Him: Eat enough, drink enough, and shave your hair, and the years will be peaceful. [Who is the royal family? I believe everyone can make their own judgment. [The program crew is not a good person and will do whatever it takes to make people happy. [Who has never been to Ancient Blue Star? How is it possible to have such a scenery? The program team was in a panic, but they had no time to refute the rumors, just because they lost contact with the people on the Ancient Blue Star. What is surprising is that although the program team has lost the broadcast, the live broadcast room is still available on major platforms. The content of the live broadcast gradually became weird. Friends exchanged harsh words, young lovers got into a fight... They are actually competing for a position next to beta. Going crazy. This is amazing. The actor Jiang Wuwang, who has always been known as aloof and arrogant, knelt down on one knee in front of thousands of people. "I found you, my treasure." Mo Xichao: "?? Tricky?" "Mom, I'm here to take you home." Mo Xichao:? ? ? The whole network exploded. *** Alien species gathered on the capital planet, and humans trembled: Who knew that this kind of fighting maniac was actually an intelligent species? Federation Chairman: You told me earlier that you were looking for your mother. Keyboard Warrior: I cursed the mother of alien species, is it too late to beg for mercy now? Help. Note: 1. Thousands of people hate her, but the mother of the alien species is attacked everywhere. 2. Mother is a kind of status, and you can't live without it. 3. There is no logic in the nonsense. Please find a safe place to store your brain before reading the article. 4. The characters in the text have no prototypes Intention: Save yourself and embrace life