A little immortal transmigrates into a goofy modern ABO school story.
The old immortals are fighting, and the one who suffers is the nine-tailed fox Bai Xiaoyao. He gets sucked into a rift in space and time, and his primordial spirit ends up in the body of a handsome young man named Bai Yao.
What in the world is ABO?
The nine-tailed fox thinks everyone is an animal, so why not just have one male and one female?
Bai Xiaoyao finally figures out what ABO is, and starts hoping he'll become a super-macho A.
Blurb 2:
Lu Xun thinks something might be wrong with his new deskmate.
He's either pressed up against him, sniffing him, or pinching him with his fingers.
Could Bai Yao be one of those fortune tellers who set up shop on an overpass?
Blurb 3:
Bai Yao finally understands what ABO is, so he spends every day praying he can differentiate as a super-macho A.
When his immortal arts can no longer suppress the pheromones inside him, his deskmate Lu Xun says, "Bai Yao, we've already kissed. Let me bite you once, just once."
After being bitten, Bai Yao says that one bite feels even better than having his meridians cleansed by immortal arts.
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Theme: Being bitten feels better than cultivating immortality.
