Authors Who Leave Stories Unfinished Get Dragged Into Their Own Books

Looking for advance readers for my next silly stories: "It's a Tragic Romance, but the Heroine Is a Goofball" and "All Your Protagonists Are Sick in the Head"!

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-A silly first-person story, written just for laughs-

When I was young, I once wrote some melodramatic stories for a quick buck. Later, I left them unfinished.

Then I transmigrated into a book and became the heroine of a melodramatic tragedy (smoke).

The author is the heroine's mother, so the hero is the author's son-in-law.

A mother-in-law should be able to handle her son-in-law with ease.

I just didn't expect this world to be so crazy. The son-in-law fell in love with his mother-in-law.

-The title says it all, but I still came up with a couple of lines for the blurb-

Love you lots.

Advance Preview: "It's a Tragic Romance, but the Heroine Is a Goofball"

It's a tragic romance, but the heroine is a goofball.

Cheng Xiaoxiao transmigrated into a book.

She became the pure, innocent stand-in in an entertainment-industry romance.

And she wasn't the protagonist, just a disposable side character.

She arrived just after the hero said, "Be her stand-in, and I'll give you what you want."

Cheng Xiaoxiao trembled like a little rabbit, then raised her red-rimmed eyes, her voice weak and delicate.

"So this is a job. By rights, we should sign a contract."

The hero's gaze sharpened. "?"

Cheng Xiaoxiao: "Do you pay into social insurance and the housing fund?"

The hero: "?"

Cheng Xiaoxiao: "How many hours a day do I work? Is there overtime pay? Are expenses incurred during the job reimbursed? How much compensation will I get if I'm dismissed without cause?"

Faced with her barrage of questions, the hero's expression grew increasingly grave.

Cheng Xiaoxiao's expression grew just as grave in response.

"Do you know how booming the stand-in market is right now? You haven't prepared anything. Your chances of success are really low."

In the end, the hero gritted his teeth, waved his sleeve, and summoned his personal secretary.

"Draft it! Right now!"

Cheng Xiaoxiao was satisfied.

She lowered her head and smiled, looking unbearably shy.

"If I smile like this, will I look more like her?"

The hero's expression shifted. Cheng Xiaoxiao's smile vanished.

"That part just now should cost extra."

Confirmed information: A greedy stand-in heroine who treats being a stand-in as just a job and won't let anyone play mind games with her. She's a goofball.

Unconfirmed information: It seems like this should be a tragic romance. I'm not sure. I'll keep reading and see.

Advance Preview: "All Your Protagonists Are Sick in the Head"

Li An'an transferred to the supposedly best high school around, and swore she'd study hard.

On her first day, she saw a sweet-smelling Omega covering their neck, looking bashful.

On her second day, a classmate who had been asleep suddenly jolted awake, sneered, and said, "This little dungeon is nothing."

On her third day, her deskmate fainted, then woke up and demanded to know where they were and who had dared to plot against the emperor.

The fourth day, the fifth day...

The only ones who seemed remotely normal were the top student and the slacker. Even though they were always pinning each other against the wall, eyes red and hands on their waists, kissing, at least they were studying hard.

That was until the true sixteen-year-old high school girl heroine learned that both of them were already the venerable age of eighteen.

Li An'an: ...

Li An'an: All you protagonists are sick in the head!

Theme: Never give up hope for life, even in adversity.