My Junior Sister Ascended After Being Slashed

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Blurb:

Bai Cen, a victim of Pinduoduo, transmigrated into the little junior sister in charge of stoking the fire at Feiyu Sect. The System she got bound to was also a Pinduoduo cultivation-world knockoff.

Bai Cen, a frail little junior sister with no spiritual roots, couldn't take the shock and stumbled, cutting her hand on the fire poker.

Then she successfully reached Foundation Establishment.

System: Congratulations on completing your first slash! You have successfully leveled up! You've already surpassed 99.99% of Hosts! Keep it up!

Bai Cen: ...

She understood.

From then on, Bai Cen tended her Xixi orchard and did her daily Xixi tasks...

All while begging people to slash her.

When she was at Foundation Establishment, Bai Cen eagerly offered herself up, timidly pleading:

"Please, just slash me once. I'm only one slash away."

When she reached Deification, Bai Cen wielded her fire poker and went on the offensive:

"Slash me, or I'll slash you."

A bizarre rumor spread through the cultivation world.

The little junior sister of Feiyu Sect had gone crazy! She asked everyone she met to slash her!

...And the weirdest part was, nobody could kill her! She'd already reached Tribulation Transcendence!

Not long after, a second bizarre rumor spread through the cultivation world.

After being slashed once, the little junior sister of Feiyu Sect... ascended!

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Ye Nongchi was a heaven's favorite. He underwent Tribulation Transcendence at twenty and founded a sect at twenty-one.

At three hundred and twenty-three, he became a sword spirit inside a fire poker.

Well, not a fire poker. His life-bound sword.

After lying dormant for a century, Ye Nongchi finally awoke. The first thing he saw was... a weak, feeble little waste trying to stab herself with his sword.

Ye Nongchi: ...

Ye Nongchi: ...Wait!

The little waste stopped and blinked innocently. "Wow, the fire poker can talk!"

Ye Nongchi choked on his words, then earnestly tried to persuade her that life was precious and she shouldn't throw it away so carelessly. Most importantly, she shouldn't get his precious life-bound sword dirty.

The little waste took his words to heart, then turned around and went to ask people to slash her.

Ye Nongchi: The cultivation world has certainly gotten bold.

The girl and the poker got along just fine, until the little waste let slip that she planned to tear down the sect.

The sect's founder, bodiless, wronged old ancestor Ye Nongchi: Oh, why didn't you say so sooner?

They hit it off, and became partners in crime.

So from then on, cries of anguish rang out across the cultivation world:

That weird female cultivator and her vicious poker are back again!!

Cultivation ranks in this story: Qi Refining, Foundation Establishment, Golden Core, Nascent Soul, Deification, Void Refinement, Body Integration, Mahayana, Tribulation Transcendence

2022.4.8

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[A sweet little story about a reborn green-tea schemer clinging to a killer to save her own life]

After Ning Zhizhi died, her ghost wandered around the manor for nearly ten years.

At first she was afraid, but she eventually got used to it, curling up in a little courtyard and watching the drama unfold.

She watched the Ning family rise higher and higher, then watched the tides turn. The killer became emperor and wiped out the Ning family root and branch.

Not long afterward, even the killer died.

Ning Zhizhi found it dull, so she calmly went to be reborn.

And she was reborn ten years in the past.

A basin of cold water splashed Ning Zhizhi awake. She opened her eyes and found herself face-to-face with Ning Huaiqing, who had just been brought back to the manor.

Ning Huaiqing was her nominal elder brother. He had a handsome face and compassionate eyes, but his lips were pale, and he looked as if he didn't have long to live.

But Ning Zhizhi clearly remembered that ten years later, he would look exactly the same as he did then, cutting off her father's head with his long sword as the killer.

His white robes were stained with blood, yet he lowered his kind eyes and smiled like a bodhisattva.

In a flash, Ning Zhizhi found a way out of her living hell.

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The whole family feared Ning Huaiqing.

The whole family looked down on Ning Zhizhi.

One was in heaven, the other on earth. No one could imagine the two of them having anything to do with each other.

So, in a place where no one could see, Ning Zhizhi sneaked into her elder brother's room.

Night after night, she looked up at him with a pair of aggrieved eyes, tears pattering down as she called him softly, "Brother Huaiqing."

Ning Zhizhi had it all figured out. No one could look after her better than Ning Huaiqing.

Besides, he died young.

Once he died, she would be free.

She waited and hoped, until the Ning family rose again and its high towers fell once more. The throne changed hands, and her elder brother... was still alive.

Coldly beautiful killer x delicate green-tea schemer

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