The Investiture of the Gods: I Don't Want to Be a Doomed King Today Either

Yan Qing suddenly dies one day and wakes up dressed in splendid robes, with his subjects kneeling and hailing him as king. Before he can even enjoy the moment, A dazzling beauty leans over beside him, fragrant and alluring, her eyes seductive. "I hear Bi Gan has seven chambers in his heart..." I freaking transmigrated into the historical tyrant King Zhou of Shang, infamous for his heavy taxes, lust, and incompetence. Bi Gan is about to reach in and cut out his heart. Yan Qing reaches out in horror. Wait! I think you can still be saved. Saving Bi Gan isn't enough. As King Zhou of Shang, I need to accomplish something big. Let's start with a modest goal: break through the heavens. So he retrieves his pinewood sword, adopts the Third Prince, and picks up a little ally along the way. Together, they defy the heavens. What? Xiqi wants to rebel? Let's make sure everyone knows they're disloyal, unjust, unfilial, and unrighteous! The Twelve Golden Immortals can develop agriculture for me. The Seven Attendants can protect the people for me. The Chan and Jie Sects want to build a following and gather faith in my kingdom? They'd better work for it. A six-day, sixteen-hour workweek for them! After all, competition drives progress. Work them to the bone. Let them compete until they drop. Looking at the flourishing land, Yan Qing sips his tea and pets the fox. Ah, how wonderful life is! The Twelve Golden Immortals and the Seven Attendants grit their teeth. Yes, how wonderful! Couple: a flirtatious, cross-dressing fox top x a pure-hearted but powerful young virgin bottom P.S. This is mainly plot. The primordial world, Investiture of the Gods, and history are all mixed together, so please don't overthink it. Thanks! Upcoming novel: After winning four FMVP awards, esports mid-laner Yan Qing finally claims a national championship. He claps and laughs three times, then drops dead. When he wakes up, he's in the future, in the body of an obscure streamer with the same name. Before he can even get used to this body, one "boyfriend" after another comes looking for him, each one all sweet and affectionate. Even more horrifying, while he's streaming... {Streamer, when are you going to play with Number Ten Fish?} Yan Qing: What the hell is wrong with this body? After finally joining a team, he thinks he can start over. Who knew... The top laner is his ex. The jungler is his ex. The marksman is his ex. The support, oh, the support isn't. The support is his current boyfriend. Just kill me already, thanks! Gentle, scheming top x stubborn straight bottom I think I'm a playboy Theme: Even in the darkest times, spring can still arrive.