The mutant zombie, on the verge of losing all reason, eventually starved to death. When it woke again, it had become Gu Yuebo, a B-list actress.
Five bright red tomatoes came flying at her. An excited hater shouted, “Gu Yuebo, get out of showbiz!”
To everyone’s surprise, the actress caught them one after another in a few quick moves, then ate them one at a time, juice bursting in her mouth.
“Um, are there any more?”
Hater: ???
The original owner was spoiled and temperamental, and could only whimper whenever trouble arose. The System said she had to maintain her persona and follow the plot if she wanted to stay alive.
Later, netizens realized something was a little off about Gu Yuebo.
On a rural variety show...
One moment, Gu Yuebo was complaining delicately about the heat. The next, she ripped open a giant watermelon with her bare hands, more ferocious than the “ripping apart Japanese soldiers” meme.
Netizens: ??? Weren’t you supposed to be a pampered little princess? What’s wrong with you?
Gu Yuebo: Oh, my hand slipped.
*
Invited by the production team, film emperor Jiang Yanchi came to take part in a horror escape-room show. In a dim space crawling with zombies, Gu Yuebo followed close behind him, looking weak, helpless, and pitiful.
The actor’s girlfriend fans shouted furiously: Stay away from my oppa! Stop trying to get attention by clinging to him!
Just then, a giant spider suddenly dropped down, dangling from its web.
“Ahhh!”
When the lights came back on, netizens discovered that the usually aloof and elegant film emperor had jumped right into Gu Yuebo’s arms, looking weak, helpless, and pitiful.
That day, the trending topic “Jiang Yanchi carried bridal-style by Gu Yuebo” topped the charts on Weibo.
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Coming soon: Cold Beauty Goes Viral on a Dating Show. Please add it to your favorites.
Jiang Mo, a powerhouse who had swept through countless enemies in the apocalypse, was naturally cold and had no interest in men whatsoever. Her overwhelming combat prowess also kept men at a distance.
After transmigrating, she became a vase-like actress known as a “social butterfly” in an entertainment-industry novel, with a terrible reputation.
At the time, she was appearing on the dating show Heartbeat Accelerates. Whenever she got near one of the male contestants, fans would curse her: “Shameless! Throwing yourself at men! You fake white lotus!”
Before long, netizens noticed something was off...
During the show’s martial arts challenge,
a male contestant sneered, “You don’t really think you can compete, do you? A woman should act like a woman. Staying home to support her husband and raise children, and looking after the elderly, is what women are supposed to do...”
In the end, Jiang Mo drove a punch into his stomach, leaving him unable to get up. “Men should act like men. Kidney deficiency is an illness. Get it treated.”
During the show’s date segment,
a male contestant complained, “I don’t like what you’re wearing today. You look too butch. You should wear a short skirt and show off those sexy legs. Wear one for me next time, okay?”
Jiang Mo pried his greasy hand away and planted him under her foot. “Why don’t you try wearing a bikini next time?”
During the show’s performance segment,
a male contestant showed off. “I know you might not be able to do it, but with me here, even if you can’t do anything, I won’t look down on you...”
Jiang Mo snatched the guitar from his hands, stepped onto a tall stool, and played a technically demanding song.
Netizens: Holy crap, why is she kind of cool?
Jiang Mo, the “scumbag shredder” whose words were sharp and fists even sharper, went viral online.
*
Every male contestant on the dating show crashed and burned, then quit overnight. The production team hurriedly asked Jiang Mo, “Tell us, what kind of person are you actually into?”
Since Jiang Mo had no interest in men, she played along and tossed out two words: “Clean-cut.”
Soon, the show picked a new batch of male contestants, all sweet, innocent puppy types, with something for every taste. The female contestants went on dates every day, the high-quality male contestants sent ratings soaring, and netizens squealed over all the romantic moments.
When they learned Jiang Mo had chosen to date an ordinary civilian man, he wore a blank expression and seemed incredibly aloof. Everyone said the two had no chemistry.
Who knew that when the two went on a date, the joke would be on me?
“Mo Mo, may I hold your hand?” The elegant, aloof man’s handsome face blushed pink.
Netizens: Mo-Yan, stay together forever!
After the dating show ended, a reporter interviewed Chi Xinyan, a rising business magnate in C City. “Mr. Chi, how did you manage to win Jiang Mo’s heart?”
Chi Xinyan: “A man’s chastity is the best dowry.”
Netizens: Aaaah, I’m losing my mind!
Theme: Tear off the labels and just be yourself.
Although there are a lot of stereotypes in this conversation, the attention to small details is very heart-warming~
It's indeed a cool article, but it always feels a little lacking. Every event comes and goes in a hurry. I look forward to writing better in the next book.
Friends of the heroine saw the official announcement, but there was no description?
Well written, looking forward to new articles! ! !
Although there are a lot of stereotypes in this conversation, the attention to small details is very heart-warming~
It's indeed a cool article, but it always feels a little lacking. Every event comes and goes in a hurry. I look forward to writing better in the next book.
Friends of the heroine saw the official announcement, but there was no description?
Well written, looking forward to new articles! ! !
Finally got the certificate! ! !
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It's so sweetly written in big letters~ Looking forward to new posts~
Happy Lantern Festival! Big
It's over, I'll sprinkle you with flowers, when will I publish a new article?
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... ! ! But still congratulations to Sahuahua! ! !