A Goofy Green Tea Girl Goes Viral in the Entertainment Industry

Su Qian is a professional supporting actress who transmigrates into books for the Transmigration Bureau. She has played the substitute in thousands of domineering CEO romance novels, with top-notch scheming and acting so natural it once made her the Transmigration Bureau's number-one earner. But an accident sent her System to the wrong world, and she transmigrated into an entertainment-industry novel. She became Su Qian, a namesake actress who was so obscure she was barely even a C-list star. The original Su Qian was known as a wooden beauty. She usually wore a blank, world-weary expression, and whenever she acted, she had dead-fish eyes. Her fans despised her, while her colleagues mocked and bullied her. Then one day, her fans, who had turned into anti-fans, suddenly noticed that Wooden Su had changed... At a red-carpet event, Su Qian dazzled in a red dress, outshining everyone around her. The actress following behind her secretly stuck out a foot. Hah, how dare she steal my spotlight? She'll pay for it! The next second, Su Qian cried out and crumpled softly to the ground. "I'm sorry. I didn't mean to," the actress said with a sinister smile. Clutching the torn hem of her dress, the young woman gazed at the cameras with heartbreaking vulnerability. "I know you didn't do it on purpose, but you ruined my dress, which cost a million yuan. Don't you think you should reimburse me for the full price?" As she spoke, she sprang nimbly to her feet. "Come on, hurry up. Here's my payment QR code." The actress who'd tried to trip her: ??? Why did it feel like she was the one getting scammed? * On a singing-and-dancing variety show, Su Qian got the opposing-group script. She was supposed to embarrass herself and make another female guest look kind, good, and beautiful. After receiving her generous paycheck, Su Qian decided to keep a low profile and take no credit. So when the female guest sang and danced, the moment it was Su Qian's turn, the sound of China's Eighth National Broadcast Calisthenics for Primary School Students came from above the stage... The female guest played the piano with elegant grace. Su Qian casually plucked a leaf and blew into it, producing an indescribable sound. The female guest went for a cool-girl vibe and showed off her hip-hop skills. Su Qian changed into a long gown and performed a clapper-talk routine for the whole country. Netizens: Is that you, Xiuer? Hahaha! Su Qian let loose with one ridiculous stunt after another, and her popularity soared. Later, she acted alongside the award-winning actor Lu Yanxing. He was elegant and aloof, and the script called for him to kiss Su Qian. To avoid triggering a fan war, Su Qian ate five cloves of garlic that day. Lu Yanxing: "..." -- Upcoming novel 1: She Became a Spoiled Drama Queen and Took the Internet by Storm Synopsis: A mutated zombie who was on the verge of losing her mind starved to death. When she woke again, she had become Gu Yuebo, an obscure actress. Five bright-red, ripe tomatoes came flying at her. Anti-fans shouted excitedly, "Gu Yuebo, get out of the entertainment industry!" Who could have guessed that the next second, the actress would catch them one by one and gobble them down, juice bursting from her mouth? "Um, do you have any more?" Anti-fans: ??? The original was spoiled and dramatic, and could only whimper whenever anything happened. The System said she had to maintain her persona and follow the plot to stay alive. Gu Yuebo, who was obsessed with human food, obediently agreed while eating a giant hamburger. Later, netizens noticed something was a little off about Gu Yuebo. On a rural variety show... One second, Gu Yuebo was complaining that it was too hot and acting spoiled. The next, she ripped open a giant watermelon with her bare hands, looking even more ferocious than the meme of someone tearing a Japanese soldier apart with their bare hands. The show organized a tug-of-war contest. Gu Yuebo held up her delicate fingers and declared that this wasn't a job for her. When the two sides were deadlocked, she revealed her dramatic nature and complained that they were too slow. She casually tugged on a rein, and both teams went tumbling to the ground. Netizens: ??? What happened to the spoiled little drama queen? Why are you so weird? Gu Yuebo: Whimper, whimper. My hand slipped. * The award-winning actor Jiang Yanzhen was invited by the production team to appear on a haunted escape-room variety show. In a dark space crawling with zombies, Gu Yuebo acted weak, helpless, and pitiful as she followed close behind him. "Whimper, whimper. This is so scary. I'm terrified..." The actor's fan-girls shouted furiously: Stay away from my brother! Stop trying to use him for attention! Just then, a huge spider suddenly dropped down, trailing a thread of silk. "Aah!" When the venue was bright again, netizens saw that the usually elegant and aloof actor had leaped right into Gu Yuebo's arms, looking weak, helpless, and pitiful. That day, the trending topic of Jiang Yanzhen being carried bridal-style by Gu Yuebo stayed on Weibo. P.S. A ridiculous face-slapping story. The heroine is fierce. Upcoming novel 2: I Handed My Quick Transmigration System Over to the State Synopsis: No one knew when it began, but Xia Mo was bound to a Quick Transmigration System. She traveled between worlds, endlessly completing missions and working for the System. She had an unlimited lifespan and wealth, but lived a mechanical, numb existence. One day, she was tired of it and handed the System over to the state. Cultivation world: She brought back spirit herbs, spirit springs, immortal pills... Scientists extracted their active substances and developed medicines to cure all kinds of terminal illnesses. Merfolk world: She brought back rare deep-sea minerals, which became an "inexhaustible resource" for humanity. Interstellar world: She brought back miraculous nutrient solution, helping the country produce high-yield organic fruits and vegetables. Apocalypse world: She brought back crystals, solutions, and other special energy sources, which became raw materials for advancing the country's technology. From the moment Xia Mo became an employee of the country's special Quick Transmigration Bureau, her life was reignited with passion. Beneath the rising national flag, she silently swore an oath: I give my life to my country, and I will follow it for eternity. P.S. Entirely fictional, entirely fictional, entirely fictional! Please don't relate it to reality. The heroine has an infinite lifespan and never ages or dies. She will serve her country for life. Upcoming novel 3: I Brought the Male Supporting Character Back from the Dead [Quick Transmigration] In the book, the male supporting character had a life full of misfortune. He always lived in the shadow of the protagonist's halo, and ultimately met a gruesome death. Yan Qing's mission was to change the male supporting character's fate, help him escape his bad ending, and find happiness and fulfillment in life. What Yan Qing hadn't expected was that her identity in every world would be... ??? World One: The wealthy family's real young master, pushed off a cliff Yan Qing's identity: The accomplice who pushed the male supporting character off the cliff, a fake young master disguised as a man. Wait, is there still time to save him? Yan Qing found the seriously injured real young master and got him treated in time. She carefully looked after him and helped him reclaim his inheritance. Just as she was about to bow out after completing her mission, he held her tightly in his arms. His voice was hoarse. "I don't want the inheritance anymore. I only want you..." Yan Qing: Help! Male supporting character, I advise you to be decent. Don't repay kindness with betrayal! World Two: A newly debuted actor who took his own life after being drugged with an aphrodisiac Yan Qing's identity: A scummy award-winning actress trying to take advantage of him and sleep with him. Wait, how am I supposed to save him now? "Um... mm..." She tracked down the person who had drugged him, braved one obstacle after another with him, and ultimately helped him win the Best Actor crown. That night, he took off his clothes. "...The trophy and me, I'll give you both." Yan Qing: ?! World Three: A cultivation genius whose foundation was destroyed, leaving him on the brink of death Yan Qing's identity: A demonic cultivator who takes advantage of his misfortune. ...She silently returned all the heavenly treasures she'd stolen and brought him back to her cave. After overcoming countless trials, she found a spirit vein in a secret realm and successfully repaired his shattered spiritual root. Immortals and demons could never coexist. Yan Qing knew her place: the moment he recovered his cultivation would be the moment she left. But before she could get far, a strand of demonic energy wrapped around her waist. "In this world, what difference does it make whether someone is an immortal or a demon? Wherever you are, I'll gladly fall with you... How about we cultivate together tonight?" Yan Qing: ??!! Theme: Build a beautiful future with your own hard work