I'm No Saintly Bottom [Quick Transmigration]

An early work with an unusual style. Read at your own risk.

Forced into the role of a scumbag, he always ends up playing the selfless saint.

Yin Wei thinks of himself as a quick transmigration worker who only cares about money, not feelings. In reality, his intermittent Saint Complex makes him selflessly help others, work tirelessly, and stay on duty around the clock as he travels between three worlds at once.

World One: It has not rained in the kingdom for three months. The Imperial Astrologer failed to pray for rain and was thrown into the imperial prison, where his life hangs by a thread.

Yin Wei: I can die and clock out for my paycheck any second now. Perfect.

Obsessive Emperor: Your tears can make it rain. Why won't you cry? If I died, would you not cry for me either?

World Two: After his first love returns, the pregnant omega kept as a canary is thrown out of the mansion.

Yin Wei pulls off his silicone pregnancy belly: I was pregnant. I faked it.

Goofy Sugar Daddy: Honey, where's the baby I was supposed to have? Give it back!

World Three: What do you do when your arranged-marriage partner cheats? Marry his blind younger uncle, of course.

Yin Wei: A marriage of convenience. We'll treat each other like ice.

Devoted Husband: I could have endured the darkness, but then you appeared, and suddenly my world was filled with light.

A worker's soul is a worker's soul. Workers turn their backs without a second thought.

Plot device with no heart, Yin Wei: Don't fall for me. It won't end well. I can switch roles at will, and juggling three worlds is no problem.

System: [You'd better be telling the truth.]

But later, the storylines get tangled, and the three worlds collide in a chaotic love triangle. He's forced to play the scumbag:

To the obsessive emperor: I'm pregnant. The child isn't yours.

To the goofy sugar daddy: It was only an arranged marriage. You didn't actually fall for me, did you?

To the devoted husband: Your Majesty, don't make me cry. It'll rain, you know...

To make it up to him, the System opens up a fourth world, one that supposedly