Song Yun disguised himself as a woman and entered the palace by imperial decree to bring good fortune to the emperor. On the very day he arrived, he succeeded in bringing about the emperor's death. Overnight, he was promoted from empress to empress dowager, and the entire court staked its hopes on his belly.
Song Yun: Thanks, but no thanks. I'm in the palace and have just become a widow. I'm sorry I can't produce an heir. [forced-smile.jpg]
The empress dowager's life as a widow was anything but peaceful. First, a consort dowager, also disguised as a woman, cursed him with an ugly doll whose eyes and mouth were twisted out of shape. Then another consort dowager, who had never even touched the late emperor's hand, brazenly declared to his face that she was pregnant.
Song Yun gave the big orange cat he had brought from the Cold Palace a rub. "How do I put this... It's a real mess, and it's ridiculous."
The big orange cat put its paws on its hips. "No kidding. I think it's ridiculous too."
Song Yun: "How can a cat talk like a person? This is getting more and more ridiculous. Can it get any more ridiculous?"
The big orange cat: "Sure. For example, the empress dowager could have a kitten for me."
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The signs in the heavens foretold a great disaster, one that boded ill for the ruler. Qi Yin came up with a plan to escape his fate by faking his death.
Even if he died, he couldn't let go of the throne. Anything that could make the new emperor miserable made Qi Yin very happy, such as the empress dowager getting pregnant.
Qi Yin: "Even if I die and they nail me into my coffin, I'll still shout from the grave with my rotting vocal cords: Make him give birth! Make him give birth!"
Song Yun, forced to fake a pregnancy: "Listen to yourself. Does that even sound human?"
Qi Yin, using his orange-cat alt: "Look at me. Do I still look human? [forever-in-our-hearts.jpg]"
A dramatic, sweet-talking late emperor x a beautiful empress dowager adored by everyone
#Marriage before love #Cats and dogs #Childbirth
Coming soon: The Divine Doctor's Little Husband
Nan Xing graduates from a university of Chinese medicine and transmigrates into the body of a notorious, fierce husband in Nan Family Village.
An orphan with no siblings, the twenty-two-year-old ge'er had yet to find a husband. After saving up sixteen taels of silver by slaughtering pigs and sheep, he used the money to bring home a live-in husband.
Pei Shuo was tall and handsome, and a well-read scholar. Unfortunately, an accident left him blind while he was taking the imperial examination. His scoundrel of a father and stepmother threw him out, and for sixteen taels of silver he was sold to the older ge'er as a live-in son-in-law. While trying to run away, he fell off a cliff and broke his leg.
The original owner spent all his savings on a disabled man who was good to look at but useless. Unable to return him, he beat his husband and kicked him, until he was so enraged that he died.
When Nan Xing transmigrated, his husband, blind and lame, was checking his breathing.
Pei Shuo was covered in wounds, his eyes were blind and his expression gloomy. He used every last bit of strength to try to die together with the other man, but Nan Xing caught his wrist and felt his pulse. "Don't be afraid. I can heal your eyes and your leg."
Nan Xing's skills aren't limited to ophthalmology and orthopedics. Having transmigrated with a system that rewards him for saving lives, he can earn rewards by treating a set number of patients: better compost and higher yields, a way to make white sugar, glassmaking...
Everyone is astonished to learn that the fierce husband who used to do nothing but slaughter sheep and castrate pigs is actually a gentle, kind, all-capable little miracle doctor and bringer of good fortune.
They had originally agreed to divorce once Pei Shuo was healed. But Pei Shuo passed the provincial and metropolitan examinations, moved from Nan Family Village to the capital, and rose to the highest ranks of the court, with students and followers all over the land. Only then did Nan Xing suddenly realize: "Why are we still sleeping together?"
The gloomy puppy turns into a clingy sweetheart. Pei Shuo wraps his arms around the little miracle doctor and asks pitifully, "Are you going to divorce me, your live-in husband?"
#Alternate universe, the author is not a medical professional. Medical details in the story serve the plot and should not be applied to real life. #Younger husband #Childbirth
Theme: Work together to bring prosperity to the nation.
How does that sentence go? When the child is not in danger, the father is the biggest threat.
I'm curious who has the baby, the crybaby Gong and the calm beauty Shou? It's very interesting to think about it (﹡? O?﹡)
Ah, this, Tieniu, I don't understand.
Ahem, let me summarize my thoughts after reading this book: I like Kitty Pei the best after reading this book! Pei kitten yyds! Prprprpr
So, who is attacking and who is suffering? I believe Zaizai should be Gong!
Zaizai:? Crooked? Daddy, look at me, I'm really not dangerous
It's the queen's turn, although Yun Yun only lasted one day
Hahahaha, children are unlucky.
"Yunyun's Jealous Queen" "The current emperor's jealous queen after the descendants of the previous dynasty took back the world" Hahahahahaha
Wuwei: Ordinary scientific and technological talents