Everyone Here Is Poorer Than Me [Showbiz]

[Coming soon: I Went Viral After Selling My Private Photos, The Guide to Taming Your Nemesis: A Failed Attempt. Blurbs below. If you're interested, add them to your collection.] Song Qingci had a first-rate background, looks, luck, and wealth. He'd planned to lie flat and happily coast through the entertainment industry like a lazy fish, but... One variety show, one camera shot, and suddenly he was famous all over the internet. Fans: Mom, I found a heavenly being who descended to earth!!! As Song Qingci happily played around in the entertainment industry, he turned around and suddenly realized: A top director knocked on his door to offer him a custom lead role, while a famous Best Actor shot to the top thanks to his CP pairing with Song Qingci. A popular idol tagged him on Weibo and said he was his unattainable first love, while a top photographer made a name for himself by competing with Song Qingci for the spotlight. A brilliant research scientist set the trending topics ablaze because he was a fan, and even the head of Song Qingci's fan club was a super-rich company boss. Song Qingci: You all want to pursue me??? Are you as rich as I am??? _ A talented fan editor on a certain site got a sudden idea and made a video pairing Song Qingci with powerful bigwigs from all walks of life, imagining their fated romances in past lives. The video not only made the site's trending list, but shot straight to the top of Weibo's trending topics. The editor clicked in suspiciously and saw, well, would you look at that. Every bigwig she'd included had reposted her video and tagged Song Qingci, saying: We make such a good couple! One day, Song Qingci got the sudden urge to do psychological analysis on a radio show. He took several calls in a row, all from people saying they had fallen for someone. Every time he was about to launch into a long-winded analysis, the caller would laugh and hang up. After the show, Song Qingci, baffled, checked Weibo's top trending topics: #TheSongFamilyBoyBandIsReal# #WhatDoesItFeelLikeToBeConfessedToByAllTheBigwigs# #ImSoJealousOfSongQingcisLife# [Reading Guide] 1. Song Qingci ends up thriving on his own. Though he doesn't devote himself wholeheartedly to his career, he doesn't end up with anyone. 2. This is a silly comedy, so don't get hung up on the logic. Feel free to point out any major plot holes. 3. It isn't labeled no-CP because no-CP stories can't have even the tiniest hint of romance. Every bigwig in this story has a one-sided crush. ---- Coming Soon ---- Coming soon: I Went Viral After Selling My Private Photos Wei Dongming was a nobody. Four of the five members of the Venus group had more than ten million fans each. He alone was miserable and obscure. Even his rival's fans never bothered to use his full name when insulting him. His few fans all said he was a celestial being descended to earth, aloof and ethereal. As if he never touched the ordinary world. Wei Dongming :) He just had no money, no power, and no connections. So... Since the money had to come from somewhere, Wei Dongming glanced at his account with a million followers and decided to blaze a new path for his future. * "Winter Crowing at Dawn" was a private account. It claimed to be a fan of Wei Dongming and secretly sold high-resolution photos of his everyday life. Every so often, photos of his abs dropped, too. Buy three, get one free. The account slowly grew, until the fans turned their attention to it and cursed: Stalker fans, go die. Wei Dongming :) #IsItOkayIfImMyOwnStalkerFan# * "shadingsun" was Wei Dongming's biggest patron. They spent freely, buying dozens of photos at a time. Wei Dongming adored this patron so much that he even opened a special VIP channel just for them, with a twenty-percent discount. Buy three, get two free. Fair prices for everyone. * After a performance, Wei Dongming borrowed his group leader Jian Fengyang's phone to make a call. While clearing the cache, he accidentally saw the photo gallery that had been left open in the background. The album named "winter" was packed full of photos of him. Every single one was a photo he'd sold to his patron, "shadingsun." Wei Dongming :) Damn it. ---- Coming Soon ---- Coming soon: The Guide to Taming Your Nemesis: A Failed Attempt Ailennuo was the most arrogant of all the nonhuman beings on this continent, and the one and only Demon King. He had been battling his nemesis, Swindler, the Pope of Light, for over a hundred years. During his 152nd fight with Swindler, Ailennuo was swept into a temporal rift and sent back three hundred years in his world's past. Ailennuo: Grinning.jpg Using his memories, he got to the underground fighting arena ahead of time and pulled out his little nemesis, Le. Looking at those familiar eyes, Ailennuo sneered inwardly and decided to kill him to prevent future trouble. But... His little nemesis tugged at his clothes. His gaze was fierce, but his words were astonishingly humble. "Sir, please take me in." "I'll become your most loyal subordinate, your sharpest sword." Ailennuo changed his mind. He took the boy's hand and said with a half-smile, "All right." Back three hundred years in the past, Ailennuo was feeling playful, so he decided: Strike first! He hid his horns, cleansed the demonic energy from his body with holy light, and successfully infiltrated the Church of Light. He even seized Swindler's place ahead of time. Then Ailennuo was shocked to discover: Swindler, that devout believer in the Light and messenger of divine revelations, had a glass eye, absorbed demonic energy, successfully grown a pair of demon wings, and... become the new Demon King?! Theme: Work diligently in the entertainment industry