The Cold Immortal Venerable Coaxes the Little Mute into Seduction

Bu Anran transmigrated.

The good news: she gained a golden finger that made anything she said come true.

The bad news: it cost her lifespan.

When she encountered a wild boar, she thought, “If only I had unparalleled lightness skills like Chu Liuxiang.”

The screen displayed: Lightness skills acquired. Ten years of lifespan deducted. One month of lifespan remaining.

Who could have guessed? She had nearly died the moment she transmigrated.

Then she discovered a frail beauty in the village. Every time she saw her, her lifespan increased by one.

Lifespan +1, +1. Oh, it was one day. In that case, she only needed to see the beauty 36,500 times to live to a hundred, as long as she didn't say a word.

So she made a point of visiting the beauty ten times a day, bringing warmth, feeding her, and working hard to earn money for gifts, all just for a chance to see her.

Before long, rumors spread through the village: The little mute has fallen for the sickly girl.

So what? Seeing a beauty could let her live to a hundred. Who could possibly say no?

Gradually, Bu Anran noticed that the aloof beauty, who had always treated her with indifference, was becoming strange.

She would lean against the beauty's couch and wait listlessly for Bu Anran to attend to her. She didn't even have the strength to eat, so Bu Anran had to feed her. Even when bathing, she needed Bu Anran there to help.

Bu Anran: Big Sister Beauty is so pale... No, I mean, she's so slender. I wonder what illness she has to be so weak.

She decided to invite more doctors to treat her.

Not long after, Big Sister Beauty actually invited her to stay the night. Wasn't that a little inappropriate?

Bu Anran lay on the couch beside Big Sister Beauty. She was so cold. Big Sister Beauty must be freezing. Bu Anran was just wondering whether she should put an arm around her when the aloof beauty slipped into her embrace.

That night, as a delicate fragrance filled her nose, Bu Anran silently recited the Heart-Cleansing Mantra eight hundred times.

*

Life was peaceful until Bu Anran discovered that her lifespan had really reached a hundred years. As expected, sleeping beside Big Sister Beauty worked better than merely seeing her.

But one day, dark clouds loomed overhead, and tens of thousands of people standing on flying swords high in the sky knelt as one.

“The barrier between the Demon Realm and our world is about to break. We beg Your Immortal Excellency to intervene.”

Bu Anran watched Big Sister Beauty pass her by and sigh softly. “Let's go.”

She reached out and grabbed Shi Qingqian's sleeve. For the first time, she spoke. “If you don't want to go, I'll protect you.”

She could give up the hundred years of lifespan if she had to.

Before the other woman could answer, someone hovering in the air released a wave of pressure. “How dare you! Anyone who touches the Immortal Excellency will die!”

Shi Qingqian stepped in front of her. “She's only a mortal. There's no need to go that far.”

Big Sister Beauty left, casually erasing the villagers' memories of that day as she went. The little mute became the laughingstock of the whole village.

So what! If this was a world of immortals and cultivators, why couldn't Bu Anran seek immortality? And that aloof beauty, who was she anyway?

*

At the Immortal Venerable's disciple-selection ceremony, Shi Qingqian once again saw the little mute who had warmed her bed.

Everyone watched as the lofty Immortal Venerable descended from the high platform and asked one person, “Are you willing to cultivate immortality with me?”

Bu Anran: No!

That very night, Bu Anran was abducted to Shi Qingqian's bed.

“Since you refuse to cultivate immortality with me, then keep warming my bed.”

Extra scene:

Bu Anran: My immortal power is the greatest in the world!

The screen: One hundred million years of lifespan deducted. Ten trillion years of lifespan remaining.

As expected, sleeping beside Big Sister Beauty really was the way to go.

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Synopsis: The empress in the novel is a madwoman. To seize the throne, she drenched the Great Xia Dynasty in blood, and everyone who stood in her way met a terrible end.

Who could have guessed that Shen You would transmigrate into a book one day, only to find herself in the empress's bed?

The empress held a bloodstained dagger. Her cold, sinister eyes stared straight at Shen You.

With no time to be shocked, Shen You came up with an idea on the spot. “What if I told you I'm a goddess? Would you believe me?”

Xie Chuxi looked at the woman who had appeared out of nowhere on her bed. She reached out, gripping the back of Shen You's neck and forcing her to lean against her shoulder, revealing the plum blossom mark behind her ear. “Bite me.”

Sure, the empress was a villainous madwoman, but who asked someone to bite them the first time they met?

Shen You had arrived in her own body, but the empress was a Kunze. Since Shen You could mark someone, she must have differentiated into a Qianyuan during her transmigration.

According to the novel, the empress would lose control of her pheromones and nearly die because of the protagonist. It was after that incident that she became volatile and began killing at will.

Thinking of this, Shen You decided her life was in grave danger. If she wanted to survive, she would have to use everything she'd ever learned to serve Her Majesty the Empress.

Relying on her perfect score in the theory of bedchamber service, she successfully secured a place on the empress's... bed.

By day, the empress was cold and ruthless, a madwoman. At night, she was tender as water, a temptress who ensnared Shen You's heart and soul.

Shen You gradually fell deeper and lost herself, constantly whispering sweet words. “I love Your Majesty more than I love myself.”

“Your Majesty is so delicate. I was too rough.”

“Your Majesty, I'm so lonely in the harem. Will you summon me to your bed tonight?”

Who could have guessed that one day she would hear the empress intended to appoint a Qianyuan as her empress?

Shen You thought, She has a legitimate wife now. Doesn't that make me the other woman? No way. I have to run.

Xie Chuxi disliked Shen You because she had seen her at her most wretched and disgraceful.

But Shen You had marked her, and Xie Chuxi had no choice but to rely on her to ease the pain of her heat. She swore that as soon as she found a solution, she would kill Shen You.

But day after day, she listened to Shen You's sweet words and began to think that keeping such a pet around might not be so bad.

As time passed, she wanted to make Shen You her empress.

But Shen You ran away?

The usually cold and ruthless empress panicked completely. She ordered her people to search every inch of the land and bring Shen You back.

When the search turned up nothing, Xie Chuxi ran a sword through her own chest. “Spread the word: The empress has been assassinated and has little time left to live.”

She was gambling that Shen You would soften, even if it meant wagering her own life.

Extra scene:

When Shen You heard that the empress had little time left to live, she rushed back to the palace as fast as she could.

She watched Xie Chuxi, her expression sinister and sickly, walk toward her. Her wound had reopened, staining her white nightgown with blood. Then Xie Chuxi pulled Shen You tightly into her arms. “Be good, A-You. Don't leave, okay?”

Theme: The world is beautiful. Keep striving to live.