I Hooked the Wrong Person and Got Clung to by a Wildcat

Ongoing top-gong series: After the Cannon Fodder Gong Gets the Cannon Fodder Shou's Script (blurb below) Rich, ruthless, peacock-like gong x money-focused, slow-witted wildcat shou Shen Yi is rich and handsome, with enough people chasing him to circle Jincheng three times. After weighing his options, he picks Bai Chenqiu because he finds him the best-looking. Three days after they get together, the other man says, "Sorry, we should break up. I've actually always liked someone else." Shen Yi: Murder is against the law! Murder is against the law! Of course he can't just let it go. If you're going to cheat on me, I'll cheat on you right back! Following a few clues, he finds the true love Bai Chenqiu mentioned: a gorgeous man with broad shoulders and long legs, who has just fought his way through a crowd three times over. This guy is hot. * Shen Yi has plenty of confidence in himself. He struts over, putting his peacock feathers on display. "Hey, handsome, can I ask you for directions?" The other man doesn't even look up. "Where to?" Shen Yi shivers at his icy tone, then continues, "The road to your heart." The other man spits out his lollipop stick and grabs an iron bar leaning against the wall. "Back where I'm from, talking like that gets you beaten up." * Shen Yi realizes he's made a fatal mistake. He's been flirting with the wrong guy! Thinking back on everything he's done lately, he has no face left to show. He packs up and runs, only for the handsome man to corner him outside a bar with an iron bar half a month later. "What have you been doing lately? Why do you keep avoiding me?" "I-I'm not." The usually cool man's eyes grow damp. "There's somewhere I want to go, but I don't know the way. Can you tell me how to get there?" That sounds familiar to Shen Yi. "Where do you want to go?" The iron bar presses against his chest. "I want to get to your heart. How do I get there?" Shen Yi: At this moment, he is moved, but doesn't dare move. Setting: Relationships between men are legal. Reader notice: You don't need to tell me if you drop the story (let's just break up quietly). Criticism is fine, but don't attack me personally (or it'll bounce right back). Advice is welcome, but don't be snide (I can't stand nasty people). * Ongoing top-gong series: After the Cannon Fodder Gong Gets the Cannon Fodder Shou's Script Fox-like beauty, short gong (178 cm) X big-chested, big-bottomed boss shou (190 cm) Jian Fan is a top-tier gong and a veteran employee at the transmigration-into-a-book bureau. After he refuses his boss's workplace sexual harassment, he's secretly dumped into a story with a shou protagonist, where he becomes a cannon fodder shou with the same name as himself. Jian Fan gives a cold laugh. Even with the weakest body, he can still top the wildest men. The original character was used as a stand-in by Gongs 1 through 8, just because his face resembled the shou protagonist's. In the end, after learning the truth, the original character turned evil and sought revenge, only to meet a tragic fate. Jian Fan thinks these gongs are all sick and need treatment. Gong 1: Stay with me for a year, and this five million is yours. Jian Fan: Are you going to die in a year? Gong 2: I'm only doing this for your own good. Jian Fan: Save it. I'm not your father, and even if I had an inheritance, I wouldn't leave it to you. Gong 3: If you give him your corneas, I'll stay with you forever. Jian Fan: Ha. You think I'd want you even if I went blind? Gong 4: You're wonderful, but you're not him. Jian Fan: You're wonderful too, but you're not big enough. Jian Fan leaves each of these scumbag gongs more frustrated than the last. The System can't take it anymore. "This isn't how the plot is supposed to go! If you fail the mission, you'll be stuck here forever." Jian Fan glances through the script, unbothered. His ridiculously rich, completely unrelated godfather is about to come find him. Then he'll drive a fancy car, throw money around, and live the life of a lazy bum until he dies. What could be better? He waits eagerly for his godfather. He's surprised when he finally arrives, but still rushes over and hugs him. "Godfather, Gongs 1 through 8 are bullying me." His godfather's ears turn red as he quietly says, "I'll protect you." Later... His godfather, eyes red from crying, curls up in a ball. "Please stop bullying me." * Upcoming top-gong story: My Proper Uncle Always Blushes at Me Scheming, flirtatious younger gong x buttoned-up, abstinent boss shou The year Yu Yin graduates from university, his father's friend moves into the house next door. He expects another balding, greasy old man. The first time the man comes over, Yu Yin leans over the second-floor railing and sees a young man in a dark trench coat and gray suit. One glance from him makes Yu Yin feel as if his soul is about to leave his body. He happily runs downstairs, takes the man's pale, slender hand, and sweetly calls, "Uncle Mo." After that, he uses studying as an excuse to spend every day around Mo Jingxian. Yu's father can't help feeling moved. His son has finally grown up and started studying on his own, so he swallows his pride and says to Mo Jingxian, "Buddy, take pity on me and help teach this kid properly." Mo Jingxian finds Yu Yin a little noisy, but agrees anyway. * On rainy days, Yu Yin runs through the rain to bring Mo Jingxian an umbrella. When he goes out with friends, he sends him messages and photos all the time. In the middle of the night, he knocks on Mo Jingxian's door just to set off a firework for him. He leans close to Mo Jingxian's ear to whisper, and comes up with new ways to praise him every day. He fights with others for Mo Jingxian, and also learns to rein in his claws for him. The sunny young man does everything to show that he likes him, but never says the words out loud. The usually restrained and self-controlled Mo Jingxian looks at the boy sprawled across his lap, acting spoiled and refusing to budge, and can no longer hold back his feelings. "Yu Yin, you're young, and you adapt to new things quickly, so..." Yu Yin pretends not to understand. "So what?" Mo Jingxian blushes. "So, will you accept my love?" A friend's upcoming top-gong story: Other People's Omega Suddenly Stopped Being Well-Behaved Refined, depraved, abstinent beta gong x obedient yet wild, possessive omega shou Theme: Work hard, love sincerely, and cherish each day.