How to Make Your Boyfriend Cry with One Word

Blurb:

After accidentally transmigrating into a brainless story as a crybaby cannon-fodder shou, blessed with nothing but a pretty face and negative emotional and intellectual intelligence, and madly in love with the campus heartthrob, He Jing sneered. What are you crying for? Have you even memorized all the classical Chinese passages for the college entrance exam? Chasing the heartthrob? Dream on. He still had over two hundred practice tests to get through.

When he transmigrated, the original owner was busy using his phone to send the heartthrob his daily greeting.

The heartthrob, Tan Yi, had never replied to a single message.

Tan Yi ignored the barrage of messages. Damn, what he hated most was a pathetic idiot who cried all day long. What could a man who couldn't even control his tears ever amount to?

Later...

Tan Yi put an arm around the man, who was homesick and weighed down with sorrow. "If you want to cry, go ahead. My shoulder's all yours."

Tan Yi glared at the crowd of onlookers. "Get the hell out of here! What are you looking at? Wouldn't you cry if you got hurt?!"

Tan Yi leaned close to someone's burning-red ear. "Tears don't cost a thing, baby. Don't hold them in..."

He Jing thought he'd kept his tear mole under such tight control that he never gave the campus heartthrob another unnecessary glance.

But the latter had already set his sights on him.

A devastatingly beautiful heartbreaker. Even a lifetime of falling for him wouldn't be enough...

A little scene:

Tan Yi had been feeling a little off lately. The person who always sent him perfectly timed good-morning, good-afternoon, and good-night messages hadn't said a thing in ages!

Maybe he should try replying?

You there? I figured out the math problem from before.

The other person replied instantly. Tan Yi raised an eyebrow. He knew it! He still loved him!

He leisurely checked the message.

Pain in the neck: I got 150 in math this time. What about you?

Tan Yi felt like he'd just missed out on a fortune.

#The shou is stubborn but soft-hearted, and actually a good person. The gong is sweet-tongued but tough, and really isn't a good person at all.#

"How to Turn Your Straight Roommate Gay"

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Shou's perspective:

Zhou Yinle had been a certified pretty-face enthusiast since childhood. He loved getting close to good-looking people.

He was handsome and loved to act cute. No one he'd latched onto could get away.

On the first day of freshman year, Zhou Yinle took one look at his roommate, Ling Ze, and was smitten.

Come on, the way Ling Ze secretly tucked a blanket over a stuffed toy was so cool!

Zhou Yinle put his usual cuddly tactics into action.

"Babe, you're so handsome. Wanna be best bros?"

"Babe, military training is exhausting. Want me to massage your shoulders?"

"Babe, your bed curtain is so tempting. Can I come in and play a game?"

Zhou Yinle swore he wasn't trying to seduce Ling Ze. He was just acting cute. What was wrong with getting cuddly with a handsome guy?

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Gong's perspective:

On the very first day of freshman year, Ling Ze got stuck with his fussy roommate.

At first, Ling Ze was really annoyed!

He'd never met anyone so clingy and fussy. Being friends with someone like that could drive him to his grave.

But when the little drama queen blinked up at him with those watery eyes, Ling Ze felt like a criminal if he turned him down.

Fine. He'd be friends with him, just this once.

But being friends didn't mean he had to give up his first kiss, did it?!

Ling Ze looked at the little drama queen, who was drunk and standing on tiptoe, insisting on kissing him. In his heart, he repeated three times: I'm straight. I'm straight. I'm straight.

And then

Straight guy Ling Ze gave the little drama queen a live demonstration, gently explaining that a real kiss meant putting their lips together.

But after sobering up, the little drama queen pretended it never happened and turned around to look for a girlfriend?

Question: What should you do when the guy who turned you gay and relentlessly flirted with you suddenly runs off?

Answer: Give him a good spanking. If once isn't enough, do it twice.

#We're brothers. What's wrong with a little kiss? QYQ#

[Note]

1. Two straight guys turn each other gay. At first, they both firmly believe they're straight.

2. 1v1, happy ending, a sweet everyday story with the gong doting on the shou.

3. Please don't apply this to real life.

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