Waking Up as the Demon King's Substitute Lover

Blurb:

The moment Lu Jian opens his eyes, he finds himself in a completely unfamiliar world.

There are no piles of homework for different subjects here, only animals of every size and kind that can talk.

Seeing the snake hiss and flick its tongue, Lu Jian bursts into tears: Mom, save me! I want to go home!

His mother doesn't hear him, but the System lying in wait speaks up in a quiet voice...

[Dear Host, welcome to the Animal World. The animal residents have been persecuted by the Great Demon King and have lost their shadows.]

[Kind-hearted human, come save them!]

Lu Jian says expressionlessly, "I have no heart. I can't love."

[Heh. Then do you want to go home?]

One sentence from the System is enough to make Lu Jian cave. "What do I have to do?"

[Host, all you need to do is pretend to be the Demon King's lover. Tempt him, win him over, make him fall in love with you, and get him to willingly hand over his shadow.]

[You have 366 days. If you run out of time, the mission fails, and you'll vanish along with the collapse of the Animal World.]

Not wanting to disappear, Lu Jian puts on a curly wig and a pretty princess dress and heads to the Demon King's palace.

On his throne in the great hall, the wickedly handsome Demon King sits high above them all. Without even looking at Lu Jian, he orders his men to burn him.

Lu Jian shouts desperately, "Your Majesty, I'm your lover!"

The Demon King glances at him coldly. "You? You think you're worthy?"

He gestures, and his subordinates move to drag Lu Jian away.

The next moment, the wig falls off, revealing a neat short haircut and a fair, sweet little face.

The Demon King is shaken. Narrowing his eyes, he immediately changes his mind. "If you're going to be a stand-in, behave yourself. Report to my bedchamber every night at eleven."

For several mornings in a row, a boy covered in love bites shows up at the pharmacy, blinking as he begs the owner to sell him a box of emergency contraceptive pills.

Auntie Ma from the pharmacy: ...No, really, it's not necessary. You can't get pregnant!

Lu Jian, tears filling his eyes, says in a panic, "Sob... he said he'd get me pregnant if I didn't obey. He's so twisted and scary, and at night he even... [censored] me. I'm scared!"

Also known as My Love Rival Turns Out to Be Me

#The gong doesn't do anything until he confirms the shou is a shou#

#They only ever love each other, in body and mind, from beginning to end. Happy ending#

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Upcoming novel: How to Turn Your Straight Roommate Gay

Blurb:

Shou's point of view:

Zhou Yinle has been a hopeless pretty-face lover since childhood. He loves cuddling up to good-looking people.

He's handsome himself and loves to act cute. No one he's latched onto has ever managed to get away.

On the first day of college, Zhou Yinle spots his roommate Ling Ze and falls for him at first sight.

Come on, Ling Ze looks so cool quietly tucking in his stuffed bear!

Zhou Yinle puts his usual clingy tactics into action.

"Babe, you're so handsome. Can we be best friends?"

"Babe, military training is exhausting. Can I give you a shoulder massage?"

"Babe, your bed curtains look so inviting. Can I come in and play a game?"

Zhou Yinle swears he isn't trying to seduce Ling Ze. He's just acting cute. There's nothing wrong with cuddling up to a handsome guy, right?

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Gong's point of view:

On the first day of college, Ling Ze gets stuck with his high-maintenance roommate.

At first, Ling Ze is seriously annoyed!

He's never met anyone so clingy and high-maintenance. Being friends with someone like that could drive him to his grave.

But when the little drama queen blinks those dewy eyes at him, Ling Ze feels like a criminal if he says no.

Fine, they'll be friends.

But there's no rule saying friendship means sacrificing your first kiss, is there?!

Ling Ze looks at the little drama queen, drunk and standing on tiptoe to kiss him, and silently repeats three times: I'm straight. I'm straight. I'm straight.

And then...

Straight Ling Ze gives the little drama queen a practical demonstration, gently teaching him that a kiss means pressing your lips together.

But when the little drama queen sobers up, he acts like nothing happened and turns around to look for a girlfriend?

Question: What should you do when the guy who turned you gay suddenly runs away after flirting with you like crazy?

Answer: Give him a good spanking. If once isn't enough, do it twice.

#You're my buddy. What's wrong with one kiss? QYQ#

[Note]

1. Two straight men gradually turn each other gay. At first, both firmly believe they're straight.

2. One-on-one pairing, happy ending, a sweet everyday romance with a doting gong.

3. Please don't apply this to real life.

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Theme: Every setback is a step forward. Believe in yourself and face each day with a smile.