The System Forces Me to Be a Green Tea

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Tao Zhiyi transmigrates into a cultivation novel as a female supporting character and gets bound to a tea-green System.

The System forces her to follow the original plot and seduce the men in the book who are in love with the female lead.

When the exceptionally talented junior disciple goes boating on the lake with the female lead, Tao Zhiyi, who grew up by the sea, is forced by the System to jump into the lake, successfully interrupting their date.

Afterward, Tao Zhiyi wraps herself in a blanket, shivering all over as she drinks the ginger soup the female lead brought her. "That was the only way to stop that stinking man from getting handsy with you."

When the highly respected master gives the female lead a private lesson, Tao Zhiyi, who has already finished her own classes, shamelessly joins in with a book in her arms, putting on a display of deep teacher-student affection.

After driving the master away, Tao Zhiyi pats the female lead on the shoulder. "Ask me if there's anything you don't understand. The master already has a fiancee at home, so you should keep your distance."

When the cool, aloof immortal who has come down to protect the female lead tries to enter her dreams in the middle of the night, Tao Zhiyi keeps the female lead talking all night, leaving the immortal waiting in vain.

Too sleepy to keep her eyes open, Tao Zhiyi says, "Whatever you do, don't believe in some romance in a dream. It's all a scam."

The usually aloof and cool female lead smiles seductively, lifts Tao Zhiyi's chin, and says in a low voice, "Then, Senior Sister, you'd better protect me well."

*

Before infiltrating the Xuantian Sect, someone warns Ling Xuan: Tao Zhiyi is extremely shrewd. Be careful.

Later, Ling Xuan sees Tao Zhiyi getting along famously with everyone, with one close friend after another, both male and female. Jealous, he grits his teeth: So she really is extremely shrewd!

A justice-obsessed girl who transmigrates into a book x a demon lord who's driven mad with anger every day

One-on-one romance, mostly everyday life

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When Shen Yuzhen was young, she admired the handsome, dashing senior brother in her sect.

Back then, his sword had shaken the world. He was hailed as a talent seen only once in a thousand years, and women across the entire cultivation world were crazy about him.

Shen Yuzhen had only average aptitude and was the least noticeable disciple in the sect.

She couldn't get close to her senior brother at all, so every day she cleaned the paths he had walked. She only dared to confess her love to an ancient tree behind the mountain.

When her senior brother became engaged to the sect leader's daughter, Shen Yuzhen's secret love came to an end. She burned all the sachets and sword tassels she'd made for him beneath the tree.

Later, her senior brother was ambushed, blinded, and stripped of his cultivation. His fiancee rejected him.

Shen Yuzhen secretly cared for him. Armed with a broken sword, she traveled to the ends of the earth, suffered countless injuries, and finally healed his eyes.

The former swordsmanship prodigy returned to the peak. The first thing he did was seek to reconcile with his fiancee. To Shen Yuzhen, he said only, "I'll repay you for what you did today in my next life."

Heartbroken, Shen Yuzhen asked to leave the sect. Before leaving, she went to the back mountain to say goodbye to the ancient tree.

Only this old tree knew of her years of secret love.

Tears streaming down her face, Shen Yuzhen was suddenly hit on the head by a falling branch.

A face filled with anger appeared in the trunk. In a clear young boy's voice, it said, "Stop crying, all you do is cry! It's annoying enough that you hang around here every day, and now you won't stop chattering at me. Get out of here already!"

*

On the eve of his wedding, her senior brother finally woke up to his feelings and began searching everywhere for Shen Yuzhen.

But all he learned was that she had left the sect

And dug up the thousand-year-old tree behind the mountain.

*A somewhat ridiculous crematorium-style romance, with the ancient tree as the love interest. The senior brother gets the crematorium treatment but never wins her back.

Another upcoming story: So She Was the White Moonlight All Along

Jiang Xingxue has known since childhood that she's the doomed white moonlight in a body-double novel. She's beautiful, gentle, and well-educated, the male lead's white moonlight who dies a tragic death at the hands of the demons while saving him, becoming his everlasting pain.

Jiang Xingxue is speechless. Her childhood friend, who never studies, is the male lead in the book, and the boy who's been tugging on her braids since childhood has a secret crush on her?

Jiang Xingxue doesn't want to die young, but if she defies the original plot, she'll get struck by lightning. Jiang Xingxue, scorched to a crisp by the bolts, meekly follows the plot while searching for a way to break free.

Finally, when she's seventeen, she uses a bag of fake blood to "die" by the demons' swords. Amid the male lead's anguished cries, she finally escapes the plot's grasp.

Next comes the story of the resilient, tenacious heroine saving the male lead. Jiang Xingxue defies the lightning and takes back control of her life, watching the drama unfold from the shadows.

The male lead meets the heroine. He treats her as a substitute. They face life and death together. He falls for her. He comes to repent at Jiang Xingxue's grave…

Everything follows the original plot, but the first person to come and repent at her grave isn't the male lead. It's the villain who stabbed her to death.

The handsome, wicked number-one villain stands solemnly at her grave for a long time. Then he drops to his knees, pulls paper money, rouge, and clothes from his bag, and cries as he burns them. "Please, rest in peace. Don't come scare me in my dreams again. Amen, Amitabha."

*

Jing Xuan transmigrates into the book as the main villain and is utterly desperate. He's been a model student his whole life, never smoked or drank and has no bad habits. After working hard to become a civil servant, he transmigrates into a fantasy world, where he is immediately confronted by a bunch of bizarre-looking demon underlings.

Some have horns, some have scales on their faces, and some have crooked noses and slanted eyes. Every morning, Jing Xuan has to spend half an hour mentally preparing himself before he dares open his eyes.

Being surrounded by monsters is bad enough. He also has to follow the plot and play the villain, or he'll get electrocuted.

Jing Xuan is helpless. Jing Xuan fights back. Jing Xuan gets shocked. Jing Xuan gives in.

At last, after personally killing a character from the story, Jing Xuan, who grew up in a society governed by the rule of law, breaks down. He can't sleep at night and tosses and turns.

To ease his inner torment, he often goes to pay his respects at the grave of the white moonlight he killed.

Until one day, after he finishes crying and repenting, he turns around and sees the person he personally killed standing before him with a beaming smile.

A ghost! A ghost, aaahhh!!

Jing Xuan's vision goes black, and he faints.

Coming soon 2: Little Martial Uncle's Gone Crazy

The Sanshan Sect and the Sishui Pavilion are separated by two mountain ridges and have been bitter rivals for hundreds of years, constantly competing for the title of the cultivation world's number-one sect. Duels at the Immortal Terrace are routine.

Things get even worse in Shang Huaisheng's generation. There's a small fight every three days and a major one every five. Born with monstrous strength, Shang Huaisheng defeats everyone in the sect and beats the disciples of the Sanshan Sect into a bunch of pig heads, earning instant fame.

But the bigger the tree, the more wind it catches. After spending too long by the river, Shang Huaisheng is kicked into it and falls into the forbidden grounds of the Sanshan Sect, poisoned by a Gu and near death.

In this desolate wasteland, to save her own life, Shang Huaisheng grabs the only human who appears in the forbidden grounds and coaxes him into curing her Gu poison.

Three months later, Shang Huaisheng leaves, giving all her belongings to the still-sleeping man and kindly pointing out the way out of the forbidden grounds.

To investigate the truth, Shang Huaisheng's master leads the disciples of the Sishui Pavilion to the Sanshan Sect. Unlike their usual small-scale scuffles, the two immortal sects are now at war, ready for a fight.

At this tense moment, the mysterious Little Martial Uncle of the Sanshan Sect appears to make peace. The man who is said to be a demon in human form is now refined and scholarly, as gentle as jade.

But when he looks at Shang Huaisheng, his gaze is sinister.

Seeing the peachwood bracelet on his wrist, the one she picked up at the foot of the mountain, Shang Huaisheng guiltily lowers her head and hides behind her master.

*

The Sanshan Sect's Venerable Zunyu returns from his tribulation with his mind broken.

The man who once scorned romantic love now claims to have a Dao companion and says they're deeply in love, but he can't describe the person's name or appearance.

He's completely love-struck!

The Sanshan Sect disciples all feel sorry for him, while everyone at the Sishui Pavilion takes delight in the story and tells it as a joke.

Shang Huaisheng, who usually loves gossip, keeps her head down and says nothing. Her palm feels hot and numb, as if someone is tracing words with a fingertip:

Come to me tonight.

Shang Huaisheng: "…"

If she'd known this guy would be so persistent, she never would have boasted that she was a disciple of the Sishui Pavilion! Aaaah!

Theme: Helping and loving one another.