How to Unite the Ninja World

[Don't read this old version. I replaced the old short story so I could finish it.] How to become a village chief through farming (x) How to unite the shinobi world (✓) Open and honest, cheerful, naturally devious, exceptionally (thick)-skinned and (sin)cere, respectful of the worthy, receptive to advice, and able to balance authority with magnanimity (x) Hashirama and Madara, hurry up and swear brotherhood with me in the Peach Garden! The three of us will unite the shinobi world! Hashirama: I'm here! Madara: ... Theme: The body of a mortal