The Goofy Top Lost His Memory

[Sorry, due to health reasons, this story will update every other day starting today, September 8.] Jiang Wangshu and wealthy young master Duan Xiuze stole their household registers, ran away from home, and got married. After they wed, Duan Xiuze doted on him so much that if he wanted the stars, Duan would pluck them from the sky. But their happiness didn't last. Duan Xiuze got into a car accident and lost his memory, reverting to when he was seventeen and still Jiang Wangshu's sworn enemy. Jiang Wangshu thought it would be fine even if Duan had lost his memory. He was confident he could make him fall in love with him all over again. However, after Duan Xiuze was discharged from the hospital, he found Jiang Wangshu and demanded a divorce. "The one who married you was the twenty-three-year-old Duan Xiuze, who was bewitched out of his mind. What does that have to do with an innocent high school boy like me?" Jiang Wangshu laughed in anger and signed the divorce papers on the spot. "Friendly reminder: we signed a prenuptial agreement. If you ask for a divorce, you leave with nothing." Duan Xiuze was shocked. Damn, what was wrong with him? But to preserve his chastity, he gritted his teeth and went through with the divorce. After the divorce, Jiang Wangshu got a huge settlement. One day, he had a handsome young man following him around; another day, he booked a whole venue for his little wolf-dog's birthday. He was living the good life, having completely forgotten he even had an ex-husband. Now free again, Duan Xiuze was so delighted that he set off firecrackers and fireworks outside his home for three days and nights. When someone asked if he might regret it, he said solemnly, "Jiang Wangshu and I have a blood feud. I swore when I was seven that I would never be on friendly terms with him. We will never make peace." When Jiang Wangshu heard about it, he sneered and texted him, "The blood feud where I told everyone you wet the bed?" Duan Xiuze was so angry he smashed his phone. He really did hate Jiang Wangshu. He would never regret the divorce, not in a million years! Later, Duan Xiuze's browser history steadily filled up with searches like: "How do I get rid of my ex-husband's admirers without looking like I want him back?" "Is a man's pride really that important?" "How do I win back my reckless ex-husband's heart?" "Which washboard is most comfortable to kneel on?" Reading guide: 1. The story is told from the bottom's perspective. A bottom who loves him but can't say it x a stubborn, hypocritical top who is either getting face-slapped or on his way to face-slapping someone else. 2. I want to write an unconventional "falling in love after all" story. 3. There will be a little angst. The angst comes from the top loving the bottom without realizing it. Later, the top will chase his wife like a meek little dog. Overall, it's a silly, sweet story. 4. The top will regain his memories. [Note from July 18] [Going VIP on Friday. Thank you for your support!] My next story, "I Only Like Your Money," is available to preorder. Please add it to your favorites. Blurb: When Xie Qi was in his final year of high school, his parents were in a car accident and the driver fled the scene. The astronomical medical bills left him struggling to breathe, and he was on the verge of dropping out to sell his body. Then one day, while bringing food to his parents, Xie Qi went to the wrong hospital room. A busy caregiver roped him into helping and had him wipe down the unconscious man in the hospital bed. Xie Qi did as asked, but just as he was about to leave, the man suddenly grabbed his hand. The caregiver was shocked and hurried to call for help. Even the comatose man's mother rushed to the scene. Seeing what had happened, she wiped away tears. "You must be the person Yi Zhi likes. No wonder he reacted when he saw you." Xie Qi: "Ma'am, I'm not..." She cut him off. "Become my daughter-in-law. I'll give you 200,000 yuan in spending money every month, as long as you talk to him every day and stimulate him into waking up." Xie Qi: "..." Xie Qi kept a straight face. "All right, Mom. Can we sign a contract?" After signing the contract, Xie Qi immediately had a symbolic wedding with his comatose husband. To earn his money, Xie Qi took on the responsibility of caring for his comatose husband while also looking after his parents. He did everything himself and never delegated. Everyone around them thought he was madly in love with the comatose man, and his mother-in-law was so moved that she raised his allowance to 400,000 yuan. After receiving the 400,000 yuan allowance, Xie Qi sincerely confessed at his husband's bedside that very day: "Husband, I love you so much." As soon as he finished speaking, he met Qin Yizhi's eyes. Xie Qi: "..." Qin Yizhi: "..." Xie Qi reached out and closed Qin Yizhi's eyes. "Good grief, how can a comatose person open his eyes?" Qin Yizhi: "???" *Bottom's perspective. A sweet, adorable bottom x a straight top. Marriage first, love later. A sweet treat. Recommended upcoming CP story: "The Divine Taobao Shop" by Yu Yaoguang An He is a down-on-his-luck deity who wakes up in a modern socialist country. When he opens his eyes, he hears that animals aren't allowed to become spirits anymore. An He protests indignantly: But I'm not a monster, I'm a god! Q_Q With no faith power left, he has no choice but to study the latest technology. To make ends meet, he becomes a... Taobao shop owner. A severe drought hits a certain region, and a foolish young landowner watches the weather forecast climb higher and higher, fretting endlessly. While browsing a shopping app, he comes across a strange listing. The product cover is extremely plain: against a white background, a line of huge black characters reads, "We Can Do Anything." The farmer messages customer service: The corn in my fields is about to die from the drought. Can you help? The reply comes quickly: Yes. The farmer watches as customer service sends him a link to a product: [Command the Wind and Rain] The farmer: "...?" The National Anti-Fraud Center can't deal with you, huh? Later... Later, a strange gold-crown-level shop becomes a hit. Reader's guide: A divine Taobao shop that really can do anything, including but not limited to summoning wind and rain, making sweet Meng Po Soup, and offering Dream Tapir services as a builder of good dreams. Cat's completed sweet treats: "The Silly Top Is Reborn": a cool-headed, shrewd bottom x a foolish top from a landlord's family, an extra-sweet pampering story. "I Became the Emperor's Flattery Expert [Book Transmigration]": a bottom who excels at flattery x a proud, childish, stubborn top, a sweet story! "I Became the Villain's Coddled Crybaby": a soft, sweet bottom x a mature, dependable top, an extra-sweet pampering story. Check out my column for more completed stories! Theme: Wherever you fall, get back up there.