The Mountain God's Mountain Is Gone

Qin Ci was baffled. She'd only gone to sleep at a friend's house for a few decades. How had she woken up to find her mountain burned to the ground?

Without a mountain, could she even call herself a mountain god? It was an utter humiliation! Qin Ci cursed the arsonist's ancestors for eighteen generations in her heart.

She thought her mountain would recover in a few years, but who knew it would be cursed the very next moment? A perfectly good mountain had become a forbidden wasteland where not even birds would shit.

Qin Ci: I have something to say, but I don't know if I should...&%￥#...

To lift the curse and catch the mastermind, Qin Ci resolutely... asked the great River God for help.

Qin Ci quietly reached out and shook the River God's paw, giving him a look that said, "We're on the same team now, right?"

The River God gave a false smile as he withdrew his hand. His eyes darkened, and he reached out to pat her head, asking in an even tone, "And how will A Ci thank me once this is done?"

Qin Ci lifted her chin and thumped her chest. "I'll give you half of the offerings I receive!"

The River God: "Heh."

Mountain God: hot-tempered, foul-mouthed, steel-hearted straight woman, female lead x River God: gentle, sweet on the surface but dark underneath, male lead

PS: 1. This story is entirely fictional.

2. Happy ending, both are virgins.

3. Screenshot taken on 2022.01.08.

Next book: "Grandmaster, Your Secret Identity Is Showing"

Blurb

Laid-back girl Lu Linlang transmigrates into a cultivation novel and becomes the first cannon-fodder character to die.

The book says "he" constantly abuses the female lead and covets her looks and body, only to be killed right at the beginning by the female lead's powerful backer.

But after Lu Linlang transmigrates, she takes a look and realizes the original owner was actually a girl. After suffering heartbreak, she was so devastated that she imagined herself as a perverted man. So there's still hope for her!

To avoid becoming cannon fodder, Lu Linlang obediently raises a child. When the child grows up, he's considerate and filial, calling her "godfather" every day. It's just that he sometimes acts cold and glares at her. Lu Linlang doesn't mind, assuming he's going through a rebellious phase.

Later, she chats about all sorts of things with Grandmaster Hongze, the same person from the original novel who was supposed to get her killed, and they occasionally discuss the art of raising children. Life is wonderfully peaceful.

Who could have guessed that one day, after getting drunk, the grandmaster would stumble over to her and open his arms:

"Godfather, give me a kiss, a hug, and lift me up high!"

Lu Linlang: "????"

That very night, Lu Linlang packed her bags and left...

Coming soon: "I Have a White Bone Spirit"

Theme: All things have a spirit.