Buddha's Disciple, Please Put Down Your Butcher's Knife

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Blurb:

Rumor has it that Nan Yao did something that shocked the entire cultivation world: she took the first Buddha's yang essence at Fenyin Temple.

Everyone knows that the Buddha of Fenyin Temple reached the Nascent Soul realm at forty. His Dharma form is awe-inspiring, and he even dared to rip apart a wicked dragon with his bare hands...

The various sects hear the news:

Qianlan Mountain: "Senior Sister is amazing!"

Sword Pavilion and Lingxi Pavilion: "Which expert is that awesome? Are they still taking disciples?"

Demonic cultivators and charm cultivators: "Sister, share your secrets!! We need a quick guide!"

The Buddhist cultivators of Fenyin Temple: "Where's my blade (staff)?"

Nan Yao, the protagonist, is so distraught she bangs her head against the wall. Damn it, she'd thought he was a fake Buddha, and then things just... happened. Who knew he was the real deal!

Nan Yao tries to sneak away, but the Buddha chases after her with a blade.

Nan Yao cries in terror, "Buddha, please put down your weapon!!!!"

Little scene:

At a gathering of young cultivators from powerful families, Nan Yao stares at the handsome men lined up before her, eyes shining. She wipes the corner of her mouth and sighs, "Looking at them every day really does brighten the soul~"

Behind her, the Buddha silently raises his blade, smiling until his eyes are narrowed to slits.

The disciples of the various sects: "..."

Shivering in fear.jpg.

A vain heroine who cares deeply about her image, is a husky at heart, and has maxed-out acting skills X a scheming, extremely jealous Buddha with maxed-out combat ability.

P.S.:

1. Happy ending.

2. The Buddha falls first.

3. The heroine is very much a tomboy.

Coming soon: The Mountain God's Mountain Is Gone

Synopsis: Qin Ci is baffled. She only went to her friend's house and slept for a few decades. How come when she woke up, her mountain had been burned to the ground?

Without a mountain, can she even call herself a mountain god? It's a complete disgrace! Qin Ci curses the arsonist's ancestors for eighteen generations.

She thinks her mountain will recover in a few years, but the next moment, it's cursed? Her beautiful mountain becomes a forbidden wasteland where not even birds will go?

Qin Ci: I have something to say, but I don't know if I should... &%￥#...

To lift the curse and catch the culprit, Qin Ci resolutely... asks the great River God for help.

But it turns out the River God is cursed too and nearly becomes a fallen god.

Qin Ci quietly reaches out and clasps the River God's paw, signaling that they're on the same team now.

The River God pulls his hand away with a smile that doesn't reach his eyes. His gaze darkens as he reaches out to pat her head, asking evenly, "Once this is done, how will you thank me, A-Ci?"

Qin Ci lifts her chin and puffs out her chest. "I'll give you half the offerings I receive!"

River God: "Hah."

Mountain God: hot-tempered, foul-mouthed, painfully blunt heroine X River God: gentle, sweet on the outside and ruthless within, male lead

Theme: The Buddha is irresistible after all.