So What If I Reincarnated as a Senju?

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So it's true: getting hit by a truck really can make you transmigrate to another world.

So says a girl reborn into the Senju Clan.

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Knowing that the Senju Clan will be wiped out, leaving only the Fifth Hokage alive after the Third Shinobi World War, the Senju girl at the bottom of the food chain is forced to start leveling up through sheer self-torture in order to survive.

Poison resistance, genjutsu resistance, physical recovery... She works diligently for twenty years, without even getting a proper look at a handsome Uchiha.

And then, what the hell is this farming-world fanfic by some author? Konoha is the strongest! Self-sufficient! The Shinobi World War was butterfly-effected out of existence, and the First Hokage is still an Uchiha!

In short: she trained for nothing!

A certain Uchiha: So the Fifth Hokage thinks dating me would have been a waste, too, right?

Senju girl: No, no, I don't, I didn't, it wasn't me.

Still, as far as the ending goes, the Fifth Hokage really is a Senju.

Senju girl: I guess it all works out!

Today's famous quote:

Fifth Hokage Senju Kaguya: If you're a Senju, you belong with an Uchiha.

Content warnings:

1. First-person narration

2. The love interest is an Uchiha

3. The heroine's moral compass isn't exactly straight

4. Please don't bring up other stories in the comments here, or this story in the comments on other stories

5. I'm just writing for fun, so just read for fun

6. This blurb was written on August 9, 2021, when the story was first started, and has been screenshotted

7. The main focus is the career plot, with romance as a side plot

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The Dice Goddess, Love Me Once More

I thought I'd be all alone and spend my whole life getting by through odd jobs.

But one day, accompanied by the sound of dice rolling, my fate changed beyond recognition...

Forced by a series of events to join someone's detective squad,

I stood at a crime scene...

[.ra Spot Hidden]

[Ta-da! Spot Hidden 1d100=1/25, extreme success! No need to look any further. The killer is the man wearing glasses.]

"You're the killer!" I pointed out the culprit without hesitation.

The culprit immediately burst into tears and confessed the motive for the crime.

A certain detective who still had no leads: ?

[.ra Stealth]

[Ba-dum tss! Stealth 1d100=100/20, fumble! Things just got interesting.]

Though the ground was completely flat and empty, I stumbled and landed face-first, ending up practically crippled.

[Deduct 3 HP.r1d3=3.]

I got up off the ground with my face covered in blood. Before me stood a silver-haired man dressed in black, looking hostile. I could already hear the sound of a gun's safety being released.

[.ra Dodge]

[Ta-da! Dodge 1d100=1/30, extreme success! Congratulations on finally getting lucky for once.]

The man fired, but the bullet inexplicably veered off course and hit a nearby tree.

A certain overworked employee of the Black Organization: ?

Coming soon:

Why Is My Retirement as a Master of Keeping Everyone Happy Such a Problem!

Blurb:

So it's true: getting hit by a truck really can make you transmigrate.

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I was born with memories of my previous life in a land where people spoke a strange kind of English. I worked myself to the bone to stay alive, then died from overwork.

Perhaps it was my reward for working around the clock: in my third life, I was finally born in the modern era.

But why does this British Empire have a Sherlock Holmes?

So I fled overnight to the neighboring land of the rising sun.

But why do you have an Edogawa Ranpo here, too?

*

I get it now. Maybe the only safe place is Antarctica.

Then I found out about an organization called Chaldea in this world.

It's over. There's no saving this world.

Oh? You're saying Earth has already been bleached white?

Also known as: Is It Really Okay for Me to Be Surrounded by a Battlefield of Kings? and My Retirement Story as a Queen Is Definitely Going Wrong

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