[Jujutsu Kaisen] How to Start an Efficient Romance in One Day

Synopsis: 01 My name is Hong Jian. Correction: My name is Hong Jian. I don't have a surname. As everyone knows, I'm an orphan, but that's actually fine, because... I'm the Ultimate Unlucky Student. 02 Everyone around me thinks I'm incredibly lucky. For example: I tripped on my way out one morning and missed the bus, only for everyone on board to be taken hostage and killed. I caught a cold and missed the school trip flight, which then crashed. An earthquake destroyed the orphanage, leaving no survivors, but I was locked in a nearby closet because I was being bullied, so I escaped unharmed. But I think it's a kind of terrible misfortune. I've always believed in the law of conservation of luck. Maybe this good fortune of mine is the source of all the misfortune that befalls everyone around me. I once thought about ending it all and putting an end to this miserable life, but sadly, I couldn't even kill myself. When I raised a knife to stab myself, the blade came loose from the handle. And when I leapt from a tall building, a perfectly timed gust of wind swept me onto a window that just happened to be open. Damn this wretched misfortune! 03 Today, as I was leaving home, I ran into a strange boy. Out of nowhere, he said to me, "Bonito flakes." So, completely baffled, I replied, "Peanut butter." From that day on, I began to realize that even though I was unlucky, there were times when I was lucky too. For example: Context: I'm being chased by a curse. Some Cursed Speech User: "Get lost!" (Actually said to the curse.) (Then the curse is blasted to smithereens.) (Cursed Speech User: "When did I get so strong?") Me, unable to see the curse and feeling like nothing happened: "Should I get lost, then?" Content warnings: 1. First-person narration. 2. Pairing with a certain Cursed Speech User. 3. The heroine's values do not represent the author's. 4. Please don't mention other stories in the comments here, or this story in the comments of other works. 5. I'm just writing for fun; read if you like. 6. This synopsis was posted when the story began on April 29, 2023, and has been screenshotted. 7. Short, complete story. Theme: Believe in love and justice!